Puffwagon

Fixed yet or nah?

I frequently get my kids to eat spicy stuff for a dollar

So good, sweet, sour, tangy, crunchy, spicy, all the good things

I bought a several kilo jar of pickled jalapenos on my last Costco trip. They taste good with nearly everything but they give a double burn lol

Pretty sure my ass will still be on fire after last night's effort

Yep, big fence, insulated shed plus their house is stone so it all helps. If the direct neighbour isn't bothered then I doubt anyone else will be.

Got the dyno up and running in the shed today, it's been nearly exactly a year, $110k and a whole bunch of work but it's there. There's still plenty to do but the hard part is done. I did some tuning on the Caprice, my neighbour was in his back yard and he reckoned it wasn't that loud, even with full ramp runs. He said he couldn't even hear it in his house so I reckon I'm golden. So yerp there's that, I'll post another pic tomorrow, didn't look much different though lol.

Yerp, fun times.

I ate spicy noodles last night and so far it has not been a happy Tuesday

This was a mid nineties 4x4. Carnt was just a retard.

Was driving in the 100kph zone yesterday, carnt was up my arse with led low beams blinding me. Plenty of room to overtake. Kicked it back 3 gears to make some space. Carnt caught up and proceeded to tailgate again. Dropped the bitch down to 80kph and carnt just sat there...until they eventually decided to go past a minute later.

Dis da way it is

Fortunately it's one that I can provide. I don't have any appreciable overheads or time constraints. It's just me putting to use the tools and skills I've accumulated over the years. I can take the time needed to get things right, not just good enough.

It was something about farts I'm sure

If you want a completely custom tune formulated for your specific vehicle, tuned on my personal dyno... I have everything here to tune your car to perfection. You aren't going to get it back in 24 hours, I will be keeping it until it's perfect. This takes time and I will not compromise. A usual timeframe can be up to a couple of weeks depending on mods. The end result is a car that drives perfectly from startup to shut down, alternate fuels no problem with full PCMTec support. Aftermarket tuning is available, with my personal car making over 1000awhp with both stock pcm and haltech plugin. Transmission tuning is available for mild to wild applications. I can tune your stock TCM to keep it in the game and can tune a built TCM for multiple drag passes while remaining calm for street driving. TCM revisions are extensively supported, this is something you can absolutely expect to work to your personal preference. I am local, reliable and offer extensive and comprehensive support. I don't run a workshop, this is done as a hobby. I have a dyno, the skills, the tools and the space for your car. If you bring your car to me, your car comes first, I don't have 10 other brake jobs or services to knock out. Finally, I've always wanted to help you guys and I've tried to, although I thought it would always be me helping out for free online. Haha I still do that but now I can actually give the hands on help people deserve. I am based in SA and available most of the time so send me a pm if you need work.

Average iq is 99, understandable Can't remember the joke, probably wasn't great

Blew it up and don't want to post. Jk things happen lol

You missed it bro 😉

Telling dad joke at the dinner table, at least someone thought it was funny

I'm not selling the 4 post. Will order a 2 post when it's time.

Not enough room. I have 3 X 5 metre bays. Dyno has one, 2 post will have another, I'm thinking I'll use the other for gym equipment/more room for other sh*t.

I have a 4 post hoist here, I'd rather have a 2 post hoist. 4 post will just piss me off.

I haven't ordered a 2 post hoist yet, I suppose that's the hold up.

Everything is ready to go