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Fortunately it's one that I can provide. I don't have any appreciable overheads or time constraints. It's just me putting to use the tools and skills I've accumulated over the years. I can take the time needed to get things right, not just good enough.

It was something about farts I'm sure

If you want a completely custom tune formulated for your specific vehicle, tuned on my personal dyno... I have everything here to tune your car to perfection. You aren't going to get it back in 24 hours, I will be keeping it until it's perfect. This takes time and I will not compromise. A usual timeframe can be up to a couple of weeks depending on mods. The end result is a car that drives perfectly from startup to shut down, alternate fuels no problem with full PCMTec support. Aftermarket tuning is available, with my personal car making over 1000awhp with both stock pcm and haltech plugin. Transmission tuning is available for mild to wild applications. I can tune your stock TCM to keep it in the game and can tune a built TCM for multiple drag passes while remaining calm for street driving. TCM revisions are extensively supported, this is something you can absolutely expect to work to your personal preference. I am local, reliable and offer extensive and comprehensive support. I don't run a workshop, this is done as a hobby. I have a dyno, the skills, the tools and the space for your car. If you bring your car to me, your car comes first, I don't have 10 other brake jobs or services to knock out. Finally, I've always wanted to help you guys and I've tried to, although I thought it would always be me helping out for free online. Haha I still do that but now I can actually give the hands on help people deserve. I am based in SA and available most of the time so send me a pm if you need work.

Average iq is 99, understandable Can't remember the joke, probably wasn't great

Blew it up and don't want to post. Jk things happen lol

You missed it bro 😉

Telling dad joke at the dinner table, at least someone thought it was funny

I'm not selling the 4 post. Will order a 2 post when it's time.

Not enough room. I have 3 X 5 metre bays. Dyno has one, 2 post will have another, I'm thinking I'll use the other for gym equipment/more room for other sh*t.

I have a 4 post hoist here, I'd rather have a 2 post hoist. 4 post will just piss me off.

I haven't ordered a 2 post hoist yet, I suppose that's the hold up.

Everything is ready to go

Replaced engine mounts in the Caprice today, one leaked all over me. I'll be happy when I've got a hoist set up. Being under cover is great but lying on the ground still sucks.

I'm not about where I am, rather who I am. I don't associate where I live to the quality of work I do.

Cheers man, gitten there gitten there. Some quality ear protection is definitely on the cards. I'm not the kind of person to lose their hearing over work related stuff. I have some exhaust extraction stuff and will need to adapt it to my situation. It'll be easy enough, I've done sheet metal work back in the day. It'll either go out the back wall or up and over the whole lot. Speaking of which, I think I'll protect the back wall with some sheet metal, give me an excuse to buy a rivet gun, air powered or otherwise. There's plenty of dyno cell pics to get inspiration from. I'm looking forward to using the dyno in the shed, it's pretty bogan having it in the driveway and I prefer some privacy lol.

Here's a pic ya filthy animals

Finished moving everything in there today, got the dyno in place although I think I'll move it over a little bit. You wouldn't think moving a dyno 30 metres would take much, but it was a bit of a mission. Will get to setting it up properly next week when my extension cord arrives. Ha it'll be interesting to see how loud it is, the shed already echos pretty good.

Decided to move the dyno to the shed today...wishing that I had bought that forklift a few months ago. Haven't got it set up yet but will have it on the ground tomorrow with the fan and computer bit along side. Also ordered parts for an extension cord for it, $380 later lol, anyway here's a pic or 3

Sounds like a failing trans solenoid.

Glad to know. Knowing my luck it would quickly turn into a game of look what I had for breakfast

My kids wanted to play a game so I said, "I've got a game, it's called Guess What I Had For Breakfast?!". The rules are, I do a fart, everyone takes a sniff and whoever guesses what I had for breakfast is the winner. My wife doesn't approve and wants to know wtf is wrong with me?! Surely I'm not alone in thinking it's a hilarious suggestion?!

90% tip 1% girth 9% pubes

I make up for it with my MAGNUM DONG

Yes. Yes. Yes. 🤯