Rob (F6)

Street pilot C320 is terrific (wife's car) , the Blaupunkt integrated into the premium system (my Phoon) is abysmal.

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right afterwards, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Frank decides to accept the latter alternative. So the big black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he feels sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovers and vows revenge. He heads out on another trip back to Alaska where he finds the big black bear and shoots it dead. Right afterwards, there's another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear is standing right next to him. The Grizzly says, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again Frank decides it's better to cooperate with the grizzly than to be mauled to death... so the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although Frank survives, it takes him several months to fully recover. Now Frank is outraged, so he heads back to Alaska to track down the huge grizzly bear. He finds it and shoots it dead. He's feeling sweet revenge, but seconds later there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looks at him and says, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting do you?"

Q: What do you do if a bird sh*ts through your sun roof? A: Don't date her again! Aye thank you

You know the recent floods over in the UK? Well my sister in law was telling my wife about her commute in her Vitara 4x4, which went something like this: Went to drive through underpass under railway line, had standing water so didn't risk it.. Drove up a few more junctions, tried again, this underpass was flooded as well. This time, though, someone coming the other way decided to give it a go. Turns out the water was deep - sufficiently deep to leave to car floating helplessly. So my S-I-L gets her phone out, wife asks, "What , to call the police?" "Nope, had to get a photo of that before I turned around and went back home!"

As Ford haven't got the balls to sell it in the UK, wouldn't it just be mean to the viewers? Unless the UK is going to be the Orions first attempt at an export market??

Saw ACID 240 T in Ellenbrook today, parked outside the library - is there an intellectual amongst us?

ADT Mobil Mechanics - Allan Tanner His phone number is 0414 673 944 - might be worth letting him know that the recommendation comes from Ross (Nang3) / this site. Don't know how far he travels.. Cheers, Rob

Used ADT Mobile Mechanics (As recommended above by Ross) for the first time this week for my Typhoon's 30k service. Allan turned up on time, did a great job, stamped my book, and presented me with a bill fractionally under $200. Am I pleased - Oh yes! Rob

Terrific, thanks Matt. I work very close to Osbourne Park, so I'll pick one up on Saturday. The track day is a Barbagallo Raceway, Wanneroo. Should be interesting, as I've not been there before.. Cheers, Rob

If you've done the freebie FPV driving day, that counts! Cheers, Rob

Hi, I'm going to the "WA - High Performance course" run by John Bowe Driving on the 16th July - anyone else doing it? Also, where's the cheapest place in Perth to pick up a helmet? ( left two with my brother in England when I came over) Cheers, Rob