It was crowded in heaven one day, so St.Peter could only let people who had a bad death in. The first man came in and said: I knew for sure that my wife was cheating on me, so, I came home early to catch her with a man, I checked everywhere, then I when onto my 25th floor apartment balcony and seen a man dangling from my balcony gripping the ledge. I thought he was the man that she was cheating on me with, so I went in and got my base ball bat and started hitting his hands. He fell, but to make sure he was dead, I threw my refridgerator onto him. He got crushed in the bushes and was dead. The strain of lifting the refridgerator gave me a heart attack and killed me. St.Peter said he killed the guy with passion and let him in. The next guy says: I was doing acrobats on my 26th floor balcony when I did a handstand. I fell off with my hands gripping the 25th floor balcony. 2 minutes later a crazy maniac came out and started hitting my hands with a base ball bat. I fell into a bush then he threw a refridgerator on me and killed me. So St.Peter let him in. The third guy said: Imagine me, naked in a refridgerator.