Lolxx very funny jokes... I like the thread.. I also have something to share with you, I hope you like this because Its the funniest joke for me... Teacher : If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, How many do u have left? Little Johnny: 10 Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes, how many would u have left then ? Little Johnny : 10 and a dead body.