I call my car Roxy - I identify her as a 'she' and I always buy her pretty things such as Black Ice air freshners to hang, pretty hats to put on her head and I ensure that she never drinks that cheap domestic stuff. Unfortunately, I think Roxy would identity as 'asexual' as there has never been an instant where I've felt like Roxy wants to really get down and dirty......... although she does f*ck me over quite often - tha bitch