SA sux Brother marries sister, highest unemployment in the country, the magpies in the parklands will peck your eyes out, the roads (lol - roads) are nothing more than goat tracks, while every other city in the world demolish their skyways - we build one, the "new" australians fail their driving test coz they can't speak english so they duck back to their homeland, bribe them for a licence, come back and transfer it over to an aussie licence, the weather - at this time of the year - changes quicker than it does in Melbourne, If you need an ambulance and don't have ambo cover, make sure there is $850 in your pocket for them to take, the 5-0 HATE interstate plates, The accommodation is overpriced for what you get, The nightlife consists of 18 & 19 year old girls that get drunk and wanna f*ck anything with a cock...............hang on --- that's a good point so scrub that, unable to find a taxi driver that doesn't have a towel on his head or understand English, Oh and Jet lives here But I hope you have a good time [emoji3]