f*ck Cancer indeed - f*ck your other Aunt too WPMO - Took the kids to the trout farm for a lazy arvo and some dinner to catch. 2 hours later, not a single bite and bored kids - neither had anyone else around the pond had a bite. Asked the worker who was supervising the area: "Nah - we haven't been getting any bites for the last week - not since the hot weather. If you want to catch any you need to go to the kids pond undercover" 10 mins later we had nice trout. FFS - we came to a trout farm to catch fish, not a "Put a line in the water catch nothing" amusement park. They knew there were no fish where they sent us. They knew where we'd have to go to get some. One poor bastard had been there all day - 5 mins later he joined us in the breeder pond, got his catch and was fuming.