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Can see comments on my titty sprinkles, but not the titty sprinkles I posted :S At least I can share

Ohh - we hit page 12 Just need to wait for the posts to catch up now This is going to be like last week when I woke up and remembered glimpses of the night before :S

Would chew my arm off in the morning if I woke up next to this thread

Needs a numberplate and Pamela Anderson in the passenger seat

Mad photoshop skillz

All lubed up and nowhere to post Feels like I'm trying to find my keys at 4am, in the dark, at the front door, quietly so as not to wake anyone

If I was on the other computer I would have worked with the image and done a proper face swap

Maybe if we type bigger things than just one line it'll roll over quicker? Or did they implement the 0.05 BAC posting permissions rule? Not seeing any of my posts - maybe I forgot how to forum? Will try and make this one longer than my avatar. Would love to hear what the issue was once Keith sorts it - probably something stupid that was requested by one of you drunk pricks. Time for another beer - got a screaming granddaughter watching the MotoGP (Moto3 FP) with me - maybe she'll get it for me? Hate the races that are in the Americas - 5am race time - that sucks Prefer Laguna Seca to the COTA - boring track - pristine and technical, but boring :( Looks like I'll have to get myself that beer - she's fallen asleep :D

Page 12 will be better

Think I've posted a couple of comments that haven't turned up yet. Thread is drunk again

Black buns tasted a bit sweeter than normal ones - not sure if it was because I was expecting them to taste dark or if they are actually sweeter I did quote you your earlier "Snapchat review" of Fluff in response to her pic, but it looks like it didn't update Fluff - something like: pic of headboard (tick) food (tick) sh*t charis (x) no sonos (she's frowning - check)

Tick for headboard and food No chair, but frown for no Sonos - 3/4

Had a "Black Box" the other day

Thread is drunk again

6 in - getting chirpy - anyone up?

Last time I went on a horse I realised why people say not to wear boxer shorts when you go riding on a horse. Tank slapper on the bike had nothing on that experience

When I get a slab I get draught cans. When they start tasting a bit "meh" I add a shot of Stones When I get a 6 pack I try to grab a different one each time. (don't judge me - cans fit in the fridge better and don't overflow the recycle bin - if I bought stubbies by the carton the bin would be full)

My door's always open - only ever send out invites for important sh*t Just finished massaging the baby for it's treatment Almost 8kg of dead cow - will be having a few drinks in its honour

Bought a slab just to be safe

Just fired up the bbq to put on a brisket - 14 hour cook - will be time for beer

I'll be checking in later - has been a while

Hated Rocky and Bullwinkle I'd get up early on a Sat morning - there'd be Thunderbirds at 6am then another couple of hours of decent cartoons - then it'd hit 9am and Rocky and Bullwinkle would come on and my morning viewing would be over other than Hey Hey it's Saturday on in the background (yes - it was a morning show originally)