Yep
Re the bike - have pretty much forgotten the ball to the face, except the mate still brings up riding the bike occasionally, reminding me of the injury.
Fark'n hockey (high school team) - one of the opposition players was an absolute wanker one match - everyone wanted to thump him.
In the huddle one of my teammates (slimy high school greasy prettyboy) whispered "watch the blonde *beep* on the other team......."
2 mins later the "blonde *beep*" is on the ground, waiting for the ambo to come and take him to the hospital to get his ballsack stitched up.
I think it was the first time I'd ever seen anything so cold blooded and calculated.