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Terrible haiku - didn't even have the syllables match

Decent 245's @ 320rw and am able to control traction pretty easily. Smooth boosting tune helps heaps too, get a savage one and less power/wider tyres can be harder.

So you follow the rugby and drink XXXX?

Who was it that signed off on the electrical work (incl. aircon)?

Sounds similar to here - the BOM temps for Frankston are taken at the water reservoir (nice, tree and lake cooled area) and the top of Oliver Hill (where it gets a nice breeze of the water) Frankston always shows as 8-10 degrees cooler than Melbourne but it pretty much the same as the city when measured at home.

You got less than 20 xmas cards? Want me to send you some to bump up the stock?

Hey Pix, Put J@t in charge of getting them to fix it while you're in Vic having 11't8 million beers with me

Dude - my low-ball offer I was going to give you for the house keeps getting lighter and lighter :S Fair fsck - I'm starting to get ropeable and it's not even my house - flog the farkers and get yourself a proper independent inspection Is there a "building ombudsman" or something similar? Love the hand drawn "labels" on the breakers - did you have to pay extra for the artisan crafted fuse box? Am sure the ones that don't trip on while their enclosure is melting cost extra - the $2 ones sure don't do that...... When you coming to Vic Pixy? Definitely need to take you out for a beer.

+1. Inlaws were meant to drop in tomorrow. Next thing I see them telling other rello's on facebook that they'll see them at my place. Like fsck. Quick phone call later - I don't think they'll be dropping in tomorrow.

Am tipping you've never had to buy new rubber for the front? Tuff looking peddley

Not coming yet tonight - am working up to it. Grab yourself some sleep tonight to prepare for it

FFS Keith You had the perfect opportunity and wouldn't have been called out as creeping k31th: "Pics?"

Well that's another work year down. A week or two before they start calling me again for stuff. Feet are now up and beer is in hand. This is honestly the only chance I get all year to honestly relax guilt free. Beer will be drunk and dribble will be forthcoming.

WB - it's still open season on Keith, but he's a bit less prickly than before now that he actually gets to drive

Mine used to love farting on me - and giggled when I farted on him. It stopped being funny for him long before it stopped being funny for me

Have 3 people coming - still time left if anyone else is keen. Have got a spare bed (or bit of carpet) on the Island for the Monday and/or Tuesday night if that helps at all. Will hopefully be cracking open my first home brew on the Monday evening too if you want a taste.

Does the ziplock bag mean the remote is waterproof?

If you have to explain it and it's still not funny then it's a perfect dad joke

"Sex toys" is always a good answer - they always get the wrong rubber for the rims

Merry xmas to me - bought myself a 2nd beerdroid

The arrows left hand side of the dash scroll through the options (little readout above where the speedo was) Scroll through them until you get back to the speedo. Hit select (the button between the arrows) That swaps the little readout to be the big readout. Once you have it how you want it - scroll the arrows so the little readout is what you want it to be (km's left on the tank is my usual one)

Spoilers Pix - always use the spoilers tag

FTFY Seriously though - the ZF gearboxes have a STUPID design where they don't drop back to 1st gear when you come to a stop. Try shifting manually and see if it all feels tight. I ended up getting my transmission tuned (mostly) for the sole reason as to get rid of this "feature" Take him for a drive and show him your concern. Get him to note it on the sale docket.

Cop chip needs a reflash

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