Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but this thread has the potential to become a long lasting, embarrasment to you and a source of sick and perverted humour to the rest of us sick and perverted forumphiles. Now, what was the question again? I did post my original post knowing full-well that certain members would find some humour from it. That's why I titled it the way I did.. Looks like I might have to ask the same question over at FF..