Going to Windsor Ford to get some scrivets for the rear bumper. Bloke in spare parts: they are about $3 -$4 each you know? Me: get pharked! Spare parts: wait here a second *goes back into service area, comes back 1 minute later* here ya go * hands me 4 of the little phuckers* Me: soooooo free? Spare parts: cya next time. Winning