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I was meant to win last night. I dont know what happened. Maybe its next week im meant to win, and I just read the tea leaves wrong...

The only way for a young couple to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation: "An ambulance just drove by!" "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!" "Jason is on his skateboard!" After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!" Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, "How do you know they're having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."

I take heels off occasionally so not to wreck them when I drive, as otherwise the back of the right one ends up worn. But if im wearing boots I leave them on, cause its a pain otherwise.

The carparks are only long enough for a yaris or the like. my car was already hanging out the front of the park. See how empty the carpark is too? He didnt have to park behind me. There were plenty of two deep empty spaces

I can't believe people stayed behind. There's already been 5 fatalities. On a lighter note, I think one of the guys at work touch parked his car this morning. I swear this guy got this license in a cornflake packet.

Clean it before she sees it then you twit

Wait, so you're going on 4 weeks leave for your wedding and honeymoon, then back at work for a week or so, then on leave again? Sounds like an easy couple of months.

I cant remember why though. I think he was living up to his name...

And you loved it.

morning all

You want to have seks with them Ivan?

One of the guys I work with owns an F6, and we used it in a photoshoot recently. For a laugh, the marketing manager had the graphics guy photoshop it pink. When I saw it I thought of you dazz!

Not sure whether this belongs in WPYO or WMYFGT, but our system is down at work, and I have nothing to do that can be done offline.

Have had it said to me enough times in the past. Wanted to know what it felt like to say lol. Even at a powertool product launch one night, I was asked if I would be more comfortable in the kitchen. The guy who suggested this was completely serious.

I see Jet has turned into a woman. Get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

I never said I wanted more testosterone. I said I didn't have enough! Am going to pay guys at work for them to grow one instead.

Let me rephrase....I don't want to have enough testosterone to grow a mo.

I dont have enough testosterone for that lol.

And make sure that you have 'Forums' selected under the 'By Type' filter.

Its bullsh*t, Jet.

Having to come into work when the rest of my team are away at conference, 'working'. They claim its hard work, but I've seen the itinerary. Golf, drinking, more drinking, half hour speech, drinking.... Of my three managers, the longest serving one has been here 3 months. I've been here 3 years...I know what happens at conference. Where's my damn invite.

morning all!

I slept in til 7:10. was meant to get up at 6:30. Left for work at 7:25 . My wanted poster. I dont liek the photo, but I find the whole thing funny.

The work xmas party is at the Old Melbourne Gaol. They're joke ones.

Found a heap of wanted posters up on the wall at work this morning. Reading the crimes and the rewards cracked me up.