Never had any say Panda

I just had a nap.. I'm good to go.. what's your problem? Pirate bay still works fine I am told. But also rent/google/Xbox video everything.

I'm like 1.5 hours from one of the best PGA courses in the country..

Fluff don't put me in a golf situation where there is any pressure.. guaranteed loss right there :-P

AAMI have that in their policy.. new or near new I think are the words.

Didn't you used to sell foxtel fluff? If you upgrade your clubs as you need you'll do a lot better than buying a whole new set. Pays to go into a proshop and try different clubs. Seen blokes with different brand 3 and 5 hybrids just because they liked the feel of the different clubs. Another thing to be cautious of is if the clubs are being sold as 'distance' clubs usually it means they shaved a couple degrees off the face. Effectively makes an 8, a 7 when it comes to distance. Not that the clubs hit a special distance. You can get spec sheets though. Also for your driver. Try everyone you can get your hands on.. they didn't have my driver in stock but they gave me a go of one that is 'exactly the same'.. Bulls hit. It took ages for me to get used to the new driver.

Plenty of people used mixed gear fluff. I actually really dislike the 'Taylor Made' generation of golfers who turn up to the course and it's Taylor Made everything.. just looks overly pretentious.

No problem at all fluff. I have Wilson staff and Nike clubs but a Cleveland bag. Main reason was my first golf bag got destroyed by the cats, someone bought me the Cleveland bag for my birthday. When I started to buy my new clubs I saw no reason to pay $400 for the Wilson staff bag.

I have gastro.. Who wants to see who can lose weight the quickest?

Spurts and squirts. Two days into my holiday. Brilliance.

Haha actually I got that celebration walking onto the 9th green..

Followed in fluffas shoes. Bought a new golf glove.. Played like sh*t for 4 holes.. Found form.. Last hole: par 4 240m uphill. Was pleasantly surprised to walk up and find my ball here

Happy birthday mate.. mid 30's eh? I feel so young (shut up fluffy) WmMFG? Dropped the little fella off at daycare then came home.. Now watching the weather before I decide on going golfing or watching movies all day.

Did you miss the part where I said my game went to sh*t until I got the hang of a lighter grip?

Haha yeah another golf tip. If it works don't fix it.. I was always over gripping the club and getting blisters on my hands. But after a lesson I adjusted my grip adjusted my game went to sh*t.. however practiced and forced myself to grip the club 'properly'. Have actually improved my game. However on the plus side. I haven't worn out a glove since 2013. And will need to replace it because of the sweat stains.

Random point. Don't swap gloves.. or at least buy the same style. If you are wearing out gloves you're gripping too tight. However in saying that I had to stop using a glove that had the soft pads on the palm as they would rip at the driving range.

I have the same tees.. But I have a Callaway glove and Taylor made balls

^^ that seems a little excessive

The driving steps is possible.. the vico smart registers quite a few steps when I'm driving the work car

Having a week to myself. Then a week on the coast with the family.

I'm happy I'm on holidays. Two weeks off.. single longest holiday I have taken since my honeymoon which was back in 2009. And it's double the usual amount of holidays I take per year.. in one hit!!

Don't get me wrong fluff I agree.. BUT.. I did say that 9 times out of 10 I'm more than happy with the situation.. I just want a night off.. If I go away for work.. I get a break.. But it's never the same.. Unfortunately work doesn't send me away too often anymore..

True that buddy..

It's not even just about me mate.. I really just don't understand when there was this massive phase shift in women.. Where staying home suddenly became such a burden on them? THis isn't all girls bearing in mind.. But so many of them seem to think they are martyrs for staying home and looking after kids.. I'm first to admit that I couldn't do that.. I need to be constantly mentally stimulated.. Staying at home talking baby ain't gonna do it for me.. Farking facebook alright.. Had that argument once with the wife.. Lost my sh*t at her and said 'What's the first thing you do every morning?' Her answer was get out of bed.. I said 'Bullsh*t.. The first thing you do every single morning.. Is check facebook incase anything may have happened while you slept'.. While she checks facebook.. I'm out of bed trying to get as much done before the kid wakes up..

What pisses me off.. Now this probably doesn't apply to everyone but I'm gonna rant.. Gone are the f*cking days where it was okay to have a bad day at work.. These days now as a bloke it seems like we are expected to be at work as soon as the sun is up, work our arses off... but then come home.. be completely happy and listen to how horrible the day was from women who stayed at f*cking home looking after a kid. Now to be perfectly clear I'm not asking to be treated like a king because 'I'm the breadwinner' or any of that sh*t.. Just currently my day goes as follows.. Wake up, Get kid up, get kid breakfast, get self ready, get kid dressed, drink a coffee I intentionally made only luke warm so I can get it down fast, get out the door and get to work. At the moment work feels like I'm being dragged through sh*t on a day to day basis.. By the time I finish and get home, I'm exhausted. But as soon as I walk through the door, BAM kid! Don't get me wrong I love the little guy, but coming home time coincides with cranky evening kid. So straight away.. Kid who wants to be played with to be entertained.. Play with kid, cook dinner, eat dinner, bath kid, sit on couch with him to watch the hoot nightwatch song.. brush his teeth put him to bed. All this time listening to a bloody woman tell me how tough it was looking after the kid all day.. NO f*ckING OFFENCE BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BE A STAY AT HOME MUM! AT NO f*ckING POINT DID I SUGGEST THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA! If I even suggest the idea that I have an evening off I get 'I LOOKED AFTER HIM ALL DAY YOU WANT ME TO LOOK AFTER HIM TONIGHT TOO!' BLOODY HELL WOMAN! He sleeps for 3 hours a day.. You text me every day after lunch and say you're gonna have a nap now.. FFS!! I wish I got a 3 hour nap every god damn day. Instead after or during lunch I drag my arse into meetings with clients to guarantee they keep paying money so I stay employed. What makes it worse is once the little tacker is in bed.. On goes the computer and I'm back into work. Or like tonight.. Rapidly clean the house and then get on the computer to get into work but be so furious that I need to vent on a car forum first. I'm the first to admit that I need a break from everyone so that's why I have golf and probably why I golf by myself most of the time lately. But that's maybe once a fortnight if I'm lucky.. /RANT

If you missus isn't pregnant.. Borrow someones that is..