Never had any say Panda

Third time this has happened in my relatively short career. Could chalk.it up to how awesome I am and people like my work. But.. still blows.

My personal best was 3 days. In the toilets of the pub.. while my mate was waiting at the bar to finish drowning his sorrows. I was drunk. She texted. I used the 'need to do a sh*t' excuse.. If you referred to her as the 'sh*t' I didn't technically lie..

A while back a good mate went out on a limb and recommended me for a small section of a job he is working on. My work was dependent on his and I was awarded the contract to do this work. Very professionally informed the client that I couldn't complete my work until the errors in his were rectified. Eventually had no choice but to progress as far as possible based on data I knew to be wrong in order to meet submission deadlines. Major change in the project this week (changes I have been requesting since december). I had no choice but to pass the client a bill for $5k for rework I will have to do because I was made do work that is now redundant (not a thing I like doing but the company I work for has to recover the costs somehow). This afternoon the client terminated my mates contract and invited me to put in a proposal to take it over. It'll be worth half a million easy in the next 12 months. Business wise it's an awesome outcome. My boss poured scotch and everything. But I feel like absolute sh*t. Like chest pains absolute sh*t. f*ck I hate work at times.

Peanut butter test?

Where do you get the nitrous system from and do you travel to QLD?

Couldn't survive without a laptop.. Just saying..

Work.. Actually invoicing.. Trying to get money coming in.. Apparently people don't like paying bills.. Yourself?

I just thought Dimentia could be a sign for you to get checked.. You're getting to that age right?

Hi boys..

Dementia? Hi Donald.

Well done you lot! Awesome to see people putting the effort in for a good cause!

We can't be friends anymore

Haha I started one episode at lunch 2 episodes and realising I wasn't gonna be finishing at the time I thought later..

Just started watching Street Outlaws today.. Started on season 4.. Seems like a fun show..

Well that day sucked.. How the hell is everyone going?

*raising hand in support for name change!*

Can't really tell.. it wasn't pristine when I got it..

Wonder if their stripes came from Ebay?

Some bastard egged my work ute last night. So instead of being at work I'm sitting in the automatic car wash

Fark we used to get stung a relisting fee for lease breaks.

I'm with Keith. If I ever broke a lease I paid rent until the agent found another person to move in.. So yeah leaving a rental was f*cking pricey sometimes.

Yeah.. sounds terrible.. Glad I didn't have a terrible weekend..

What did you do on yhe long weekend?

Not a big eater of seafood.. So you enjoy.. How is everyone today?

I'd dispute that.. I see your 60 and I raise you to 90%