f*cking gas. I mean normally after about 6pm I can fart on command. But holy crap. This arvie I got home. Massive pain in the guts. Bolted for the loo. Felt like I was about to spray through the eye of a needle. As soon as I sat on the loo this epic fart comes out. Completely dry. Took about 10 seconds for the smell to reach me and I was almost spewing as I bailed out of the loo. Since then. Epic gut pain. And constant farts. In the words of my two year old 'daddy do a big fluffy!' Since my diet was pretty normal today I was no choice but to blame the delicious packet of Ritz tasty cheese crackers I ate this afternoon. So delicious going in.. but odor dė rotté cheesė when coming out.