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Yeh It's a knock out, what a great show, right up there with Knight Rider and Dallas From memory I think No. 96 was on the other channel so it had no chance.

I have recently dropped 7 kilos as a result of cutting out the sh!t and being more active. The one thing I have not cut down on however is my beer consumption, if anything it's increased. I kid you not when I say that Pure Blond (low carb, full strength beer) is not a gimick. The difference in just how bloated you are after a day on the p!ss with any other beer compared to Pure Blond is huge. I was even thinking of writing a dietry book with Pure Blond being the magic ingredient. Might get one of those Biggest Losers characters to be the lab rat.

I take it your ute runs high 11's or at worst very low 12's then!

The Porche Boxter S should be good for a 5.5 0-100ks and 13.6 1/4 mile and therefore should be able to account for your stock T relatively easily.

The recently axed team leader of the Suburu design team said " Well I've always been a big fan of the Proton, and upon learning that my contract was not going to be renewed I thought I would go out with a bang." "Taking the worst design principals from every car ever made, combining them with the basic Proton platform and remaining focused on truely designing the ugliest, backward stepped, abomination of a car possible, I believe the outcome is every bit the F%cked up disater of a car I intended it to be. I couldn't be happier with the result." Said Mr Tackynora. "I trust that the new design will be Shat on by not only WRX lovers worldwide, but everyone with the remotest of taste in car design, and that Suburu sales will go down the same crapstained sh!t hole from which my design principals were born. Mr Tackynora is believed to be currently in negotiations with Holden.

No arguments here Chinese POS. Moved on from that little piece of dark history. Avatar shows my 8 y/o doing on his Raptor 80 what would have caused somewhere between malfunction & desintegration of the pretend version.

Don't worry Steve I thinks only make believe

When you say modified, to what degree? Assuming it's been edited etc. I would ask for a copy of the dyno sheet and name of the Tuner. Other than that Goldie will be able to tell you whether things have been done correctly

Well you only live once right Did I read the website correctly, your very own flying machine for less than 20k?

Should have dropped the boost a little and it may have only removed some articles of clothing instead.

Might be worth seeking opinions from people with a similar taste in car colours. Why not try...... www.wheelchairsareus.com or www.drivingmissdaisy.com Good Luck

Beauty & the Beach.........

Should be right up your alley then Tabatha

thankz mate, it was nice meeting you.. Muzza ← Pretty sure I spotted yours at the Joondalup Police Station last week.............. Care to elaborate

On the bonnet of a Volvo no less

Well there you go.. Here I was thinking that the bj your missus gave me was just the same as the bj toads g/f gave me?? lol, learn something every day You out of hospital yet?? I'm @ Simons on the dyno Saturday mornin if you're doing nothing.. ?? Anyone?? BBQ breakfast at Simons' w/shop Saturday.. Bring the bbq Steve.. I could throw in some beers.. Who's up for it?? I'm sure Simon won't mind?? ← I'm outta hospital now, but got no transport dude. I do wanna c simon's new premises and the dyno I t'd up for him so I'll c what I can do for this sat morn coming if ppl are interested. oh and mate I don't know who's mrs was giving you a bj but it wasnt mine coz she's overseas and we're over. I'm doing an ex hooker now lol ← Mate you're all Class I'm no expert on the opposite sex or anything however if you would like to get some mileage out of your new relationship then perhaps an introduction along the lines of "I'm currently spending some quality time with a retired executive relief consultant" might be better received. .............assuming you give a sh1t of course, which I'm guessing you don't

You still have to park in the 'overflow parking' and catch a bus if the regular parking is full. Works OK on the way there, but try and catch a bus on the way out Not sure how early you need to get there, but as I said, in the past Sunday has been the challenge, and very early is on the cards then Good luck mate ← I arrived about 8.30am, got to the sign that said "Turn Left" Corporate straight ahead" drove up to the guy at the sign and said "corporate " (Just me and the two kids in the car) and he signalled me on through, easy enough, just took the chance that he wasn't going ask for a corporate ticket. Made for a hassle free exit immediately following the last Supercar race. Who says bullsh*t doesn't pay Shame Mr Courtney's day wasn't as hassle free.

Do you mean you have 5 points left or you lost 5 points I might be wrong but I think you only lose 4 for going through a red light

LOL r u asking these questions with a straight face? if you can afford an F6 I would presume you have a fair head on your shoulders therefore shouldnt need to ask all these ridiculous questions youre asking. I used to think there is no such thing as a dumb question...not Im not so sure. Are you sure youre not from LS1.com.au and trying to make us Ford fellas look stupido? ← Don't listen to him, he's still pissed about the failed boob job As for the salesman, chances are he was either jealous that you were in the process of buying something that he only gets to clean, didn't have any rims to sell you or more likely than not, just a NOB! As already said 19's wont void your warranty. Nor will they rob you of 20rwkw either. But hey even if they did you only need to go down the rd and see another D!ickhead salesman in the exhaust shop and he'll gurantee you an extra 40rwkw by installing a nice new shiny exhaust system.

I'd be interested to hear your theory on the Chicken and the Egg if you've got one No it's alright really

Just caught a bit of the news, which I tend to avoid 'cause it generally sh!ts me off. I love this state and to be honest wouldn't want to live anywhere else but FFS. 80% of people in a recent phone did'nt want day light saving and the Govt. / Opposition are considering an early referendum. People over here need to get a life. The decision to trial it over three years was a good one 'cause it gives the slow learners a chance to get with the programme. Then I have to listen to our local journers, one of which is a good friend of mine (I'll be giving him a call in a moment ) harass WC Eagles players re drug & alcohole abuse problems which was ignited by Gooding on last nights footy show, F@ck Knows what he was thinking saying what he did. When are people going to realise that these young guys are no different to anyone else their own age off the field except for the fact that they have sh!tloads of money, are basically starved of one of lifes basic requirements (alcohole) during the season. End of Rant

They go that fast that your struggling to see them in the light of day. Imagine it would be like watching tracer bullits @ night.

You'll normally find one when you come to a Fork in the rd after a Knife stretch of straight. Sorry

You're right they do have the right to bargain hard and if that was all they did I doubt most would have a problem. It's the EXTORTION and blatant GREED that's their undoing.