jordak

Boy are they in for some grief this Friday. Would be good to be on the same plane going back to Melbourne just to see Malthouse sobbing uncontrollably in his boyfriends (Buckley) lap.

If a game of filled with crotch sniffing and arse fingering fills your bag I'm happy for you

What happened to the series we were getting up to about three weeks ago when the World Athletics started. Is the series that commences in a few weeks a carry on or a new one? Also I'm sure I heard that the long haired one (May I think) was killed in a light plain crash however I take it I was ill informed.

A few months back I had the pleasure of being taken for a small ride in a new Vantage and I swear to god short of being between Anjolena Jolly's breas*s, there is no place on earth you'd be happier. They truely are sex on wheels.

Be careful what you say the family is still in mourning. I'm the least animal lover in the family but we had this thing 2 1/2yrs and it was tame as hell. Would just wander across the room walk up your leg and sit on your shoulder. House damn well looked like a scene out of tweetypie meets Kujo on Friday the 13th. 4 Weeks earlier Buster (the Jack Russel) found a way of getting to the newley born Giunea Pig quadruplets and devoured the hole lot before the waiter could even take an order. RIP Archie and several unnammed rodents.

Have you considered flames?

Our 1yo Jack Russel just ate the pet Wira.......................was not pretty

GO THE EAGLES I know I'll have Tab's support cause he's a Crow supporter from memory and you guys detest Port if I'm not mistaken.

When you notice his wee, calmly take him over to it, point to the wee and say no. Then calmly lead him over to his bed / blanket and make him sit and watch whilst you piss all over his place of rest. Might not work but it will make you feel better

Damn my 6 & 9yo boys are going to really dig that one

Now that's got a nice ring to it

He'd be better off learning how to stay on the track rather than fart assing about to one

Serious bit of kit but I'd settle for an old RS6.

Don't like them, looks like your driving on flower petals.

Let me get this right, your winnings have allowed you to secure the above parts, despite you already having a spare gorilla to risk on the off chance that the M5 guy didn't actually turn out being the smart one who new what the respective cars were capable of. Oh and before Mrs Crabapple pays a visit, I know the sentance is a bit on the long side.

I was thinking the same thing but I'm pretty sure I saw him sat up late in the video. Doesn't mean he didn't leave part of his brain on the ground I suppose. Then again by the look of the rest of the characters, there's a good chance they all turned up with piece of they're brain missing.

If that's a Russian wedding I'd hate to see a Funeral

Damn, is that where I left it

Can't say I've noticed however it's obviously causing you alot of grief. Quick somebody quick fix the problem before it has an adverse effect on Dags 1000 posts a day quota.

Or lose

Yeh Yeh looks ok I suppose...........

Sh!t joking aside ,here's hoping that the decisions you make turn out to be the best for both of you in the long run

GET OUT NOW!! ...........before kids come on the scene and you end up being a weekend Father that people write songs about.

Perhaps the best thing to do is to get a custom tune for piece of mind before you stick it on a dyno and have some guy push it ten /tenths without knowing whats happening to your AFR's. On the dyno days I've attended theres always been a couple of cars that have had their runs aborted due to AFR's showing up dangerously high.

Oh Diddums, your in the prime of your life and your little girlfriend decided she wanted to be the personal trainers next cheap shag. Spare a thought for those among us whose girlfriends didn't leave but instead decided to misrepresent themselves just long enough to get a ring on the finger and buns in the oven and then make it their lifes ambition to cause us as much grief and anxiety as possible. (not referring to my own experiences of course).You have no idea what pain is all about. Don't worry mate she'll be back once she's found out just how much of a dick the personal trainer is. In the meantime, get her out of your mind, get on with your life and you may just find a better option anyway. Then imigine how much fun it's going to be to tell her to go F@%k herself.