LOL this post made my day, I've done similar before but noticed my mistake before going too far LMAO. I actually spent about 10 minutes trying to start my motorbike once, damn thing turned over but wouldn't fire. I checked fuel lines and just about everything I could think of. Checked the plug and no spark. Then I realise I had the kickstand down and it has a swith on it which prevents the bike firing until its retracted. I knew it didn't start with the stand down but just forgot I think. I nearly started walking home LOL.
