blujein

So this is where I sum up twenty years of "about-me-ness" in a couple of hundred words? Sounds like a challenge!

Actually...after five minutes, I'm already struggling! I've just asked a friend to pick five words to describe me, and he said: young, professional, self-made, cute, good-for-a-party-type-of-guy. (And since he clearly did not follow my strictly five words rule, he now faces an uncertain future in the fire-pit!)

I suppose if I had to pick five words to describe myself, I would probably go with: random, sadistic (mainly only for shock value – but come on, cruelty can be funny), clever (hello Mr Ego – welcome to FordXR6Turbo.com), loyal (how many words am I up to?!), oh, and, ambitious. Yeah...I like those choices. Go team! Go team blujein!

Oh, I have this habit of calling people 'tiger'. I don't really know why. Some people ignore it. Some people hate it. And some people think it's cute. Personally, I think it's just adorable, so everyone else can either adapt or prepare to be called something far worse (and I am armed with a thesaurus, and an extreme amount of spare time, so don't think I won't go there, girlfriend [snaps fingers, throws head back, and "mmh hmm's" loudly]).

I love, love, love movies! I collect DVD's, and have a fair few, so along with that, and regular attendance at the local cinemaplexatorium, I would consider myself a well-accomplished movie-buff. "The Dark Knight" is easily my favourite - I get such a rush from watching it! Heath Ledger was, simply, incredible. I also don't see how you can go past "Jurassic Park" as one of the best movies in history. I mean, think about it. It's awesome. Big, f*ck-off dinosaurs...how can you go wrong?

Along with movies, I love good music. I'm always listening to music, although I rarely change what I'm listening to. I have a really small list of artists who I really love (Michael Jackson, George Michael, U2, Elton John, Madonna, Coldplay), and a few hanger's-on, and I really rarely vary that. That being said, though, those six artists have a lot of music between them, so I'm not very often listening to the same stuff. Michael Jackson is, quite simply, God. George Michael is admirable...plus, I like his style, with everything. U2 are the epitome of rock, and after seeing them live and experiencing the best music-orgasm humanly possibly, they will always have my musical heart. So, there.

There's no point describing what I look like. If you brave the weird, you can probably look hard enough and find a photo somewhere on the website and witness the terror (and slight arousal) of what you find within.

I think that's about it, really. I can't think of what else to put in here. No doubt everyone who cares to read will be able to get a full dose of my crazy via my topics and posts, so there's no need going in to detail about that here.

'Til I next update this, ta ta!