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Status Updates posted by Kv!
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Went to a restaurant the other night and I noticed that the waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening.
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I've just found that my Wii remote doesn't work if you take it out of the sync region. Much like my girlfriend.
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Just asked my hairdresser for a Justin Bieber haircut. So she just shaved my pubes off.
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"You can tell a lot about a person by their car." For example: If it's in a ditch, it's a woman.
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Women are like a Rubik's Cube...You can spend ages trying to figure them out but, eventually, you will only end up smashing their face into a wall.
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At least after the 2022 World Cup, Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in.
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Motorists...Unless you've kidnapped it, nobody gives a I <3 Bananas if you've got a child on board.