Mrs Jeturbo

Was thinking about some deep life issues this morning. Came to the conclusion I’m quite frustrated that my name is Miss Cornwall not Princess Cornwall. Like I don’t see why I had to have a demotion of a royal nature along with my name change. #realproblems

Morning flockers.... cbf today. Wanna go back to bed. Screw work. that's my poem thanks for reading.

Car can blow goats gimme a JetSki please

I was thinking more like the typical upholstery of a VL and VK model commos along with the sound of the door shutting sound that’s so familiar on the ear... but hey everyone’s different 😒

So you like those naked pictures of Keith then? Good to hear... I had no luck selling them on the dark web.... people kept asking me to pay them to take them 🤔

Probably... but I am an ass hole

Yeah tldr... I just read the title and any interesting words that jump out at me... XB GT was in there that’s all I know. Only got bikes hidden away atm... but looking for an XY and a rexxy (j@ lost a bet so I get my Rex). My best friend found an original VL turbo owned by an old man who couldn’t drive anymore. He swapped it for a fully built PC (that’s what he does) and it’s now all running again and literally looks like it just drove out the factory, even smells like I remember. Ps. R33 was the only sh*t year r32- freeekn awesome r33- boring r34- assssssome

Starts with cra and ends with ck.

that's by night by day you build boats and supervise losers breaking glass

Needs more serial killer creep factor lolol

Its worth the investment, something we’ve found out is the traditional mattress lushness doesn’t work for us. We need firm mattress and then a pillow topper that’s removable. We did exactly what you just said with our king mattress four years ago, loved the plushness and inner springs and after three years hated it with a passion as it was too soft. Then tried a memory foam job and hated that after three weeks for the same reasons. This is one is meant to stay firm so hopefully should be good lolol. Everyone’s body is so different you just gotta find something that fits.

Finally we agree on something LOL

We stay at a particular hotel in their penthouse on holidays a lot... and have the best sleeps ever. Finally decided our super king mattress we’ve had for a year, isn’t as good as we hoped... and get something we know is good so we liased with the hotel and their suppliers and today I pulled the trigger the identical set up they have. - a new super king mattress - a new feather down mattress topper (almost as expensive as the damn mattress lol) - 2 new pillows - new amazingly soft cotton sheets - new quilt cover hopefully all will be here by mid next week and the sleeps are dreamy, coz lifes too short for chit sleeps.

Morning all... Valentine’s Day is a crock of crap... but I sent the obligatory message to j@ anyway... coz I’m romantical like that...

Bahahahahahaha oh it’s been a while since I heard the name Goatse

I think it’s safe to say that comment made this thread die today Lololololol awkies

Hahaha were usually pretty 50/50 who wins but today I munted a couple holes which put me way behind.

Just post your phone number on here so we can all spam you with retarded messages BAHAHAH

Glad you’re happy homie.... still said this to you a fair bit today Bahahahaha

Happy Monday Flockers

wow Bcb.... what a journey..... but at the end of the day I will say, if u had kids, doesn’t mean they will make the same mistakes you did as a kid and even so, sounds like you’re a decent bloke in a happy relationship with a home full of love and to be honest that’s all a child needs. I understand and what you’re saying though, my parents adopted me and loved me, if anything over loved me. I think that’s why it’s so hard now, my mum is all about the children and as soon as they are older she loses her interest and moves on. Now im an adult she doesn’t love me or behave like a mother anymore, but a baby comes along and she’s all mush and love. Lofes a funny thing.

Can’t... my dad worked for 50 years 50+ hours a week to look after us all... and I’m damn sure I’ll make sure our FA invests well and there’s loads left in the long run for our kids... I’m playing the long game, plus the house another property sitting there ready to make me money one day. Im conflicted coz I love her as my mum, but I also dislike her immensely as a human being, my dad would be ashamed of the person she’s become. But I always said I’d look after either of my parents and I will. No matter how damn awful she is to me.

I’m in.... I just ruined the wmmgf thread with my disgruntled crap... get angry I say BHAAHAH