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Mrs Jeturbo

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  1. u obviously havent smelt me properly lol

  2. you smell like me!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  3. Mrs Jeturbo

    I Am So Bored

    lets make a big boredom house to go to every day to keep eachother amused lol... rather than me just sleeping all day
  4. you smell like sex!!!!

  5. Mrs Jeturbo

    I Am So Bored

    I have had ages off work... doctor wont clear me yet... but I can walk now... I am bored as f*ck in the day aswell.... there is only so many times you can wash your car, and service your car and drivve your car and take photos of your car without getting bored...should start a boredom club!
  6. Did u steal my....oh no.. its ok roosty... found mine...
  7. OMG THE AMERICAN TRIP ON TOP GEAR IS ON... BEST EPISODE EVER!!!!!
  8. well bloosty.. u know the weather is always geat where I am... on a serious note... isnt it flooded somewhere or something? its actually kinda nice down ere... but I like winter myself.
  9. well ok turbo vixen... what do you suggest we talk about on this "OFF THE TOPIC" thread, since obviously its too off the topic????....I suggested top gear... but oh well..
  10. no daz... u have it backwards... my boobs are big,.. your dick is small... but pretty.. ok
  11. bit too big... but I am in my little pink pj's.. that might make me a bit girly.
  12. OH MY GOD... JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY!!! I think I was meant to be born a bloke.. lol... just realised im sitting here with top gear on the tele.. a bottle of fuch oil next to me... throttle body cleaner on my other bedside table... my bike helmet on my shelf... with an issue of street fords infront of me... watching top gear.. and surfing a ford forum... drinking a teds... WTF?
  13. hahahaha ok ok,,, u got me... I miss you rooster.... I'm deeply in love with you!!! I must have you back... oh wait.. whats that?... there are younger men on this forum?... pfffftttt... forget I said anything roosty... have a good one!
  14. AGREED!!!! I am a woman.. and I'm telling u... women are retarded drivers!!!! you have to either find a real smart/ respectful one... or they have to be into cars to have a percepion of driving and appreciate a performance car... on the whole... women are careless and retarded drivers... omg fustrating!
  15. No your getting it confused... that wasnt me.. it was one of my bitches... im a maddam remember!!!
  16. how did I know you would get on here and tee off on me pops.... lol well its not true... but if it was... its coz it got chopped.. not coz when I look down its too small to see... but hey... at least its pretty dazza!!!! piss on your tits???
  17. awwww.... why can't I be in sydney to listen t nicks sexy jokes... im devo !!!
  18. that u need to go to phuket or something and find urself some chicks with dicks... hehehe... now irealise I really am not the woman for you roosty
  19. that reminds me... I found that good blow up doll u were lookin for rooster hahaha... the one with the dick!
  20. that reminds me... can't wait til my plates come in!!!! weeeeeeeeeeeee but I havent decided wheather to put the d on the end... oh btw... gilf is kinda like milf... but with grandpa instead of mum lmao!!!
  21. awww dazzy... I wuv u 2!!!!... lol... u will allways be my GILF!!!! hahahahahaha
  22. ohhh nice!!!... looking forward to our next rendevous... woot woot.... I been working out too...but it involves treadmills and thigh press machines... lol and I dont smoke lol
  23. knowing you... about 3 seconds........ including clean up!
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