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Mrs Jeturbo

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  1. be careful when you go up there, he slipped one finger in with foyle and the *beep* has never been the same since
  2. oh hes so awsome wow what a bloke if I was a dude id want to be him weeeeeeeeeeee is it bad I use the fluffers log in to make me feel good
  3. Now that you mentioned it, I did have a crack at an excel in my beep beep, and killed it, however, I feel that if a suzuki swift pulled up, id be fukd lol
  4. Yes chicken, jet likes the breasts
  5. shauny , little bit too much info about your mum's menstral cycle there bud, but tell her when shes done that jet will be round, I booked it in his calendar already ok... settle pettal
  6. God help us all, I think foyles testicles have finally dropped oh and just for the record, I just finished the dishes and preparing dinner for tonight... coz I was a good girl jet let the chain from the sink out so far that I could reach the computer....so blah!
  7. Or is it cause your scared of being beaten by a girl (and by that I mean jet), or even more humiliating, foyle in his faded red car which cant rip 4th gearies?? It's ok, we have a portable corner for you to go cry in when you lose or like most of the boys prefer, jet and daz will chloroform you so you dont remember, but cant promise your ass will ever be the same.
  8. happy birthday *beep* boy, wish that it meant you were a real man now and ripped 4th gearies, but no.
  9. sell the vl???? how will you be fully sik then??????
  10. dude I used to smash 550-600kms to a tank ba with all the sh*t and a stall get the right tune and its the sh*t
  11. This is my dad And this is my mum..... My family rocks.... Oh and this is my dog rover! He's getting his first tattoo next week
  12. Rooster smells funny

  13. Your a hooker, jet says you lick his balls on site... that's why muddy boots got put in ya car
  14. Oh How Sweet and Romantic hahah ummm 31st is a sunday.... wanna do it 30th???? e will probably be out til the 31st anyway lol? so say meet at newton shopping centre like tradition??? 7pm???
  15. oi dick bags... were going down to the bucket... come for a look if your man enough
  16. You can't learn to suck , your born to suck ! And from what daz has told me, despite jet being born with many gifts, that was not one. However, that is high on my list of abilities, so I think my job is safe for now.... until daz comes over... then I get booted to the kennel!!!
  17. There will be NO f*cking BOAT ANCHORS in my house.... or jet will have to blow himself all night!!!!!! Oh and foyle..... we owned you like your dad did on your 13th birthday! By and inch or a mile... winnings winning haha
  18. hey hey ill pee in your butt if u pee in mine

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