Mrs Jeturbo

Da feck!!!! No wonder everyone thinks South Aussies are mental! Lolol the cows like da fec is wrong with you

So this week I had a chest X-ray and mri of my pelvis ...working with my specialist and getting there but basically thinking it’s a type of mixed connective tissue disease and possibly lupus as well. Had a three day sick leave the other day because I couldn’t lift my arms properly (like to feed myself with a fork) without tiring and had ulcers all through my mouth... that was fun. Good news is the NSAID drugs are helping for the moment to reduce inflammation as the type I (presumably) have is involving the spine and pelvis so I can actually sleep for the first time in 6-12 months. Bad news is I can’t figure out wtf my arsehole is doing!! Was fine all day now spending all night on the loo chitting through the eye of a needle. Sexy I know! @JETURBO has been so amazing! Words don’t reflect how lucky I am to have him. As well as working over time central on two stressful huge government contracts, helping people out with their cars like a super Choona, he is home being my tea biatch, super dad, laundry maid, chef and carer when I feel like arse... which is a lot of the time. And the best part is he still makes me laugh and is my best mate like nothing’s different. So this is wpmo but also a WMMFG post I guess as I feel extremely lucky to have him.

Pfftttttt My cars 2.5 tonne, turbo... and does 0-100 in 8 minutes. Now that’s impressive! also gonna show this to all the fhuk knuckles who take their hard hats off... j@ .... lelelel

The thing hoots pretty well with my lard arse and him on it gets up to a fhukm good speed

Happy long weekend ohmos Mums boy!

Just drove a new Jeep Wrangler that belonged to a client. Was whelmed. Pretty ready for the weekend to start

@arronm would have particular interest in that I’m sure.

Lol I was waiting for that lol I tried to google but couldn’t find

How lol

Woops got roasted because I misspelled roasted roastception

Hey @k31th You know when someone is asking a dumb question and you can post that google thing that types the question in like a gif

wpmo there’s not enough skin on toast chickens... there needs to be more skin to chicken ration coz it’s moreish... but I’m glad there isn’t coz my arse doesn’t need it hahaha

When I say outer I mean like proper outer like we call outer I guess hahaha I frequent Sydney unfortunately and totally agree. I wouldn’t live there if you paid me and can’t say I’ve enjoyed a trip there ever.

Agree ... but Adelaide is not too bad coz the city here is so damn quiet it’s more like an outer suburb in Sydney or Melbourne. My boss asked me yesterday if I was interested in moving to Melbourne for a more upper management position... I politely told him “no fecking way” LOL

Yeah we have white tails coming out of our anus holes when we lived in our last place.... it was on the edge of the the Adelaide hills. Great views.... but bushfires and spiders were a karnt. Decided after that I’m either a full city person for work practicalities (which we are 7 mins from the cbd centre now).... or a full farm person... but living in a normal residential neighbourhood with small blocks etc but with all the down sides on country living was bollocks.

We used to live not far from puff back in the day.... I feel grateful I never ran into one... I can handle snakes no worries... but spiders can EABODs !!!!

What da feck!!!! I didn’t think we had funnel webs in SA!!!! I wont sleep for a feckn week now!

Now now, don’t be silly. Lol

Well then you should say that way more often to me bahaha

Has @Admin (as if) hijacked your account? Hahaha Actual funny coz even you’re getting more secs than him now poor freaky

Wow. Just wow. For someone so clever sometimes you really need a good tasing.

trust you to edit that LOLOL

That’s not a bad few days at least. Must admit when we were down the river the other day watching all the water sports ... it did make me miss participating.... and I mean wake bording.... not getting peed on for fun.

Was looking for a photo and found this.... mad me sad coz I haven’t taken her out in forever 😞