Corzza

They all getting out while they can lol

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, butDON'T FORGET TO WASH HER, SHE STINKS.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'EL-CHEAP-O', and my husband calls the vet 'EL-CHARGE-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose! Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant! God only knows who the father is!' Then he closed the door. The silence was deafening.

What ya do at the moment mate?

I like your job Angel

Shyte got to submit my tax next month ey

No one around??

Moaning!!

Chat later all!

Chaos good one!

An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man just groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the old man just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer. With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, " The balcony"

LOL!!!

Mate not too fowl hey. Business as usual, taking things easy and having a good time too

Some like it like that! Some like it easy

Whats happening SDP??

Moaning!

Outta here!

A huge loss for Motorsport.

LUNCH!!

Yup sure is dead around here!

Best day of the week, what ya talking about??

Moaning!!

il be back later fellas!

Whats happening mate?

Moaning!

Submit your sketch to Gary and see what he reckons?