Corzza

Moaning!!

Catch ya tomorrow guys

BRUNCH!!!!!

Pretty hectic mate. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-10-01/two-dead-in-fuel-tanker-crash-in-sydney27s-north/4991974

Petrol tanker exploded not far from home last night. The road is still closed. Blady hectic!

Feeling it here too mate!

Over it hey?

How is the new F6 Mark?

Outta here now! Chat tomorrow guys!

The count down is on!

Moaning! Hope it is a good one fellas!

All the best with it Angel!

Moaning fellas!

Just my kind of breed!

LUNCH!!!

How is life mate? You been quite these days

Ah fair enough mate. Well all the best hey

A farmer had 5 female cops. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male cops. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the cops and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the cops mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female cops got up at 5 A.M., loaded the cops into the family station wagon, (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles. While the cops were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant..?" The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass tomorrow morning, They're pregnant. If they're in the mud, they're not." The next morning the cops were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again. This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out. The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the cops are in the mud or in the grass." "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, is this, Father..?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather overweight, heavy, not too attractive, old lady walked up to the moving silver walls and pressed a button. The silver walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room. The silver walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the silver walls opened up again and a beautiful, long-legged, busty young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother"

Another new job mate? Didn't you just recently get a new one?

How we all doing?

In about a months time

I was thinking about it mate but we were in and out in about 30mins, it was our meeting point.

On himself?!

hahaha good one Jizzard! @ Angel we did a shoot on a new model we releasing. Drove down to Mittagong-Goulburn-Taralga-Oberon (stuffed around the area a bit) -Katoomba - Sydney. 5am-7pm