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Count down to the opening game of the Tri Nations 2010

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, ''Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'' He says, ''Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'' She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, ''That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00." She says, ''It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!'' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. ''Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,'' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and says, ''That'll be $34.50 please.'' The woman is totally confused by this and asks, ''Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'' He replies, ''Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50"

Morning ladies!!

On ya sideways82!!! that's the spirit!

It would seem no one

Who watches rugby union?

You fellas get any pics or footage of the cruise? Sounds like it was a good one

White FG F6 on Windsor road booting it outside the Ettamogah Pub today @ 16:30ish Had a mean sounding exhaust

Whats cracking people?

Nice Blonk nice!

hahaha Classic! I am a Nandos addict too

They are a great little car. My Misses is looing at one too at the moment.

Your lucky Sideways!

Blady freezing!

Take it easy guys

Morning all!

Fair enough Chris. I much prefer your car with the stock look. Sleeper FTW!!! What caught my attention was the subtle growl from the exhaust. I slowed to get behind and recognised the plates. Yeah real Volvos are not bad actually. Jim is interested in having a play with one of the T6's. Off the bat they have 210kw and 430Nm Would be good to see it up near 250.

I was driving a Volvo lol I was going to give you a toot but I thought you might be "WTF who is that?" Whats with the ride lift & rims?

Rapid in his G6ET on beecroft road around midday yesterday. Stock rims back on Chris?

This morning at 08:10 on M7 just before taking the ramp onto the M4 towards Penrith. Blue BF XR6T with silver decals and white rims. Seen this car before. Anyone from here? @ 10:20 blue FG typhoon westbound on M4

Bring on the weekend!!

Time to do a Julia Gillard on this thread……

Looks to me as if Libs will be back come March

They need some young talented strikers to get into the team to really be a force

Greece did well to hold off the Argentina onslaught.