The Jizard
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yeah I've been laughing to it for years, some of the funniest sh*t I have ever read
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You look like you ate the farm fresh guy......and the f*cking groceries
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Rhinocerus, sh*t just got real...
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Don't listen to Bloosted, I am much better tosser than he will ever be lol
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Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn
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Joke
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To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Without my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
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I start to get fed up with your ugly ass I tear off your wooden peg leg. I ram it up your ass.
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Bloosted, you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out, doesn't that seem strange to you?
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Must've been pus box NA 6's
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Coz he got the gay fever and then rubbed it off on to the tigers, or was that pazzo rubbed one out on the tiges.
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Pazzo Raging coz the tiges lost
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Who the fark is this chick ^^^^
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I'm not sure where Mark thinks we are, maybe potato?
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Quoted for truth or the lol's, not sure which one yet, will have to have a lie down and think about it.
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Kochie for prime minister
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Going limp..... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh..........
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That's just how I roll Paulie.......... especially when I have my wizard hat and robe on..........
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Webber
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You and 99% of the football world Pazzo, a good win for us that I'm very happy with. Morning all.
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Wanna repeat that Pazz lol good luck tomorrow, your going to need it.
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Get used to it and smoke em.
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Good luck tonight Velocity
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Herpes, genital warts etc etc
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Abbott....... Rudd........ Or Crazy Man Clive Palmer..
The Jizard replied to Pazzo's topic in Off-Topic
I voted for Tony Stark because this world needs more Iron Man
