The Jizard

Thanks Velocity, it seems only the privileged ones get them not the commoners

Alright, let battle commense - wine and ...bananas, bring on the dancing girls

I can see them.... that's all that matters......

skidsinkocks I like it

It's a cheerful philosophy and I've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though

"a boy priest all too human, a water monster once Commander of the Heavenly host and in the midst of beauty the ugliness which lust used to make an angel.. into a pig - Three of the four called by their karma to save the world. The fourth - least qualified of all perhaps, is of course.. Monkey "

Dead in here... Modern schools have gone soft on discipline. Kids need to be punished when they're wrong. A stick wrapped in rubber hose won't hurt a kid much as long as it isn't thicker than three fingers. It worked for me. Sometimes I'm not even sure if they have souls. They just won't learn, and it frustrates me. The only thing that teaches them is that stick half the time.

I used to love doing that, a lot of the time it had me sitting in front of the big boss for a please explain but most of the time it was well worth it lol

VB and West End taste like piss

A few, I didn't do this one lol

About $1350 without fitting

dentally challenged Vaginal sales represenative

Okay, first we set up a website... Then we go to a local convince store... Im getting to that part Cowboy. We will be partners... So we get a digi-cam, and we goto a local 7-11, ok? Then we hire some "day laborors" and we put turbans and robes and fake beards and sh*t like that on them... you follow me so far? Hang on a second, cowboy. Then we teach them phrases like "Ali akbar!", "praisie alah", "Talabon Jihad" ect. etc... You with me? Then we take their pictures, and put them on the net. People can then rent one of them for a small fee. We deliver that bastard to their house so they can beat the hell out of them! Good idea, huh? What do you say? I mean the little f*ckers don't have a green card, so do you think they'll call the police? f*ck no. Ok. You're down with this, right? You're my kinda guy! A real take charge kinda man who likes to slap Mexicans around while they're dressed like Afghanis. Yeah I know... porn is great, but lets talk about slapping around Mexican illegals for a minute, ok?

Will you pee on me? I mean, virtually, of course. Sort of like cyber peeing? Can I call you so you can pee into the phone? I'll hold it up to my face while you do it… Just pee on the receiver and I'll pour a glass of warm water over my head. Hello?