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Sorry if you've seen this before (and for the length!) but it's effing hilarious! ------------------------------ From: Green.DarrylJ[MNR] Sent: Wednesday, 14 January 2009 12:04 PM To: Carnes.DarrenJ[MSR]; Duncan.PeterM[MNR]; Rix.BradleyO[MNR]; Ashton.MarkC[MNR]; Cockett.JasonH[MSR]; 'Bec Green' Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS Start at the bottom and look at the signature block, pure gold. He would be the best FYC to have. Look at where this has been and the ranks that commented. Senior Sergeant 6401 Officer in Charge North Brisbane Tactical Crime Squad World champion grogmonster specialising in rum 87. ph. 07-3364 3395 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Wade.MathewG[MNR] Sent: Wednesday, 14 January 2009 11:49 AM To: Green.DarrylJ[MNR] Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Wade.MathewG[MNR] Sent: Wednesday, 14 January 2009 10:47 AM To: Watling.GavinJ[OSC] Cc: Hansen.NeilA[sCOC]; Slade.StephenG[MNR]; Buckley.PaulE[MNR]; Budrodeen.RonaldT[MNR]; Downey.TheresaH[MNR]; Ebbott.DavidW[MNR]; Edwards.JohnP[MNR]; Green.DarylE[hrD]; Hornby.DavidJ[MNR]; Jones.KristianJ[MNR]; Loveday.MichelleK[MNR]; Neville.TimothyE[MNR]; Newell.MichelleA[MNR]; Prange.DonaldJ[MNR]; Smith.ChristopherJo[MNR] Subject: RE: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS This would have to be that little blonde f**k we play in hockey wouldn’t it Mathew WADE Cst 17868 NBDTSC 149 Muller Road Boondall Best attempt at finger painting Lilli Pillli Infants School 1976 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Watling.GavinJ[OSC] Sent: Wednesday, 14 January 2009 9:32 AM To: Hansen.NeilA[sCOC]; 'Stephen Slade'; 'mark.brand@crimecommission.gov.au'; D'Hage.MarkS[sCOC]; Barton.ScottA[MNR]; Malcolm.PaulT[sR]; Johnson.MatthewJ[OSC]; Randolph.AnthonyJ[MNR]; Green.EricDa[MNR]; Wade.MathewG[MNR]; Adams.ScottW[MNR] Subject: RE: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS Sounds like a top bloke. I wonder if he lacks confidence? Gavin. J. Watling Sergeant - 19320 Fingerprint Bureau 200 Roma Street, Brisbane 4000 Duel winner of Boozer of the Year – O.H.A. Hockey Club -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hansen.NeilA[sCOC] Sent: Wednesday, 14 January 2009 9:13 AM To: 'Stephen Slade'; 'mark.brand@crimecommission.gov.au'; D'Hage.MarkS[sCOC]; Watling.GavinJ[OSC]; Barton.ScottA[MNR]; Malcolm.PaulT[sR]; Johnson.MatthewJ[OSC]; Randolph.AnthonyJ[MNR]; Green.EricDa[MNR]; Wade.MathewG[MNR]; Adams.ScottW[MNR] Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS God I hate victorians!!! Read from the bottom up first!! Neil HANSEN DSC 8052 CSIU Queensland Police Hockey Clubman 2007!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Jacks, Craig [mailto:Craig.Jacks@pfes.nt.gov.au] Sent: Tuesday, 13 January 2009 3:15 PM To: 'BROWNE John [PD09992]'; Brazendale, Glen; 'Dudley, Christa'; Sanderson, Cameron; Rogers, Mathew; O'Brien, Rebecca; O'donnell, Carl; 'Philander, Sean'; Watkinson, Ryan; Scruton.LisaJ[sCOC]; Smith, Thomas Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS typical vicpol. read the bottom and work back up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kenyon, Jacen Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 1:45 PM To: Ashley Shaw; Adam Pearson; Blockley, David; Bleakley, Libby; Burley, Shane; Jacks, Craig; Cruise, Greg; jacksie@iinet.net.au; mamcpherson1@optusnet.com.au;nigeldas@bigpond.net.au; bobmlt75@gmail.com;telly@bigpond.net.au; Smith, Thomas; Shyhun.MatthewM@police.qld.gov.au; Walker.StevenD@police.qld.gov.au;Lisa.Dalmau@correctiveservices.qld.gov.au; nigel-kenny@hotmail.com; Steinle, Peter; russell mccall;rayevans@live.com.au Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS Scroll to the signature block at the bottom. No doubt one of VICPOL's finest. Jacen KENYON Best & Fairest Brothers Gold 1985 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Wiggins, Elizabeth Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 1:30 PM To: Kenyon, Jacen; Kidney, Robin; 'brad.sprague@police.vic.gov.au'; 'dale.potter@police.vic.gov.au'; 'anita.harraway@police.vic.gov.au'; 'marcus.aren@police.vic.gov.au';'wade.o'toole@police.vic.gov.au';'adam.motershead@police.vic.gov.au'; 'mark.dalton@afp.gov.au' Subject: FW: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS Gold Gold Gold!!! Bindi - winner of best bruise competition N.T. 2009!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kappel, Martin Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 12:26 PM To: Gleeson, David; Lean, Chee; Dorman, Christopher; Wiggins, Elizabeth; Price, Nigel; Dwyer, Peter Subject: A BROTHER VICPOL MEMBER EXCELLS SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FIRST TO SEE HOW THIS SPANKER ADVERTISES HIMSELF MARTY KAPPEL S/C 6658 Imanpa Police Station Runner Up to wooden spoon, beach volley ball comp. East Keilor Leisure Centre, 1992. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: O'Brien, Rebecca Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 12:20 PM To: Kappel, Martin Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Overall, David Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:36 AM To: 'Overall, Robert (SAPOL)'; Conroy, JasonA; Fox, Bradley; Mitson, Jonathan; Hocking, Andrew; Green, Des; Charlton, Samantha; Morgan, William; Morgan, Lee; Morris, Tyson; Richardson, David; Allen, Matthew; Allen, Nicholas; Leafe, Glenn; Godden, Rodney; Heath, Andrew; Kidney, Robin; O'Brien, Rebecca Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) No doubt this has made it to most of you 10 times over, but I cant take the chance that you havent seen it. Go to the signature block at the bottom of the email and follow the adventure!!! David Overall I Senior Constable Operational Intelligence Section I Northern Territory Police Winner of the Sanderson High School Easter Raffle 1987 Peter McAulay Centre PO Box 39764 Winnellie NT 0821 p...(08) 8922 3154 I f...(08) 8922 3229 I m... 0417 847 820 I e...david.overall@nt.gov.au I www.nt.gov.au/pfes Working in partnership to reduce crime and enhance community confidence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Spurling, Julie Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:18 AM To: Overall, David Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Have a read of this -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: McIntyre, Lori Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:16 AM To: Guascoine, Ronald; Spurling, Julie; Davies, Shannon; Milner, Christopher Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Go to the signature block at the bottom first, read it and go up from there. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Lawrence, Anthony Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 8:09 AM To: McIntyre, Lori; Walton, Luke; Jackson, Angela; Windebank, Craig; Cahill, Leigh; Brunton, Jeremy; Duncan, Megan; Polychrone, Peter; Manley, Scott Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Anthony Lawrence 1/C Constable 2526 Computer Crime Unit ((08) 8922 3611 Ê (08) 8947 4555 - PO Box 39764, Winnellie NT 0821 : E-mail: Anthony.Lawrence@pfes.nt.gov.au Maker of the best ninja star in grade 9 metalwork, Marcellin College, 1987 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Baldwin, Reece Sent: Tuesday, January 13, 2009 7:50 AM To: Powell, Nathan; Lawrence, Anthony; Kingston, Timothy; Phipps, Ainsley; Ruzsicska, Christopher; Currie, Bradley; Bradbury, Jason; Cummins, Isobel; Polychrone, Peter; Akers, MatthewP; Richardson, David; Hamlyn, David Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) This is brilliant. Reece Baldwin Senior Constable 2375 Computer Crime Unit Northern Territory Police (08) 89 223613 'Biggest head in Computer Crime' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hunt, Sandor Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 11:53 PM To: Tracey, Mellyssa; Johnsson, Gert; Passmore, Malcolm; DaSilva, Ricardo; Dash, Peter; Adcock, Kodi; Robson, Glyn; Tracey, Ellis; Auletta, Anthony; Swift, Adam; Barry, Anthony; Allitt, Vaughn; Anderson, Kylie; Hardy, Amanda; Auricht, Owen; Barram, Andrew; Aaron Hipwell; Liebelt, Benjamin; Le Serve, Brent; Atkinson, BryanP; Brown, Corey; Brauns, David; Boja, Csaba; Bahnert, Barrie; Burnell, Bindi-Jane; Berry, Shane; Baldwin, Reece; Martin, Benjamin; Brand, Christopher (AFP); Voice, Christian; Holzfeind, Christian; Curtiss, Michael; Witham, David; Everingham, Jason; Ferry, Nicholas; Walker, Gregory; Hatzismalis, George; Gardiner, Timothy; Griggs, Paul; Spilsbury, Ian; Jeremiah, Wade; Tickner, John; WALTERS, Kelly-mae; Weller, Kieron; Kent, Michael; Dalgliesh, Luke; Watson, Marc; Potts, Michael; Nolan, James; Palmer, Philip; maxhunt@bigpond.com; Waddell, Tristan Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) This is Gold, Follow the conversation from the bottom. Pure GOLD. Sandor Hunt 1/C Constable 2501 !!4th!! 50m running race, Mole Creek Primary School. 1984.^^^^^^^^^^^^ Alice Springs CSEU (08) 89523045 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hibben, Simon Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 10:52 PM To: Squad79; 'O'Brien, Fiona' Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Funny as (read from the bottom) Constable Simon Hibben 2499 Player of the month (1983) Churchlands Wembley Junior Football Club -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Slape, Drew Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 10:47 PM To: MCCARTHY, Daniel; McDonald, Alexander; Lewis, Scott; Trenerry, David; Hosking, Ben; Barrett, Dean; Waite, Nicholas; Rowe, Megan; EDDY, Stuart; Davis, Andrea; Blackstone, CallumE; Cassidy, Craig; Yates, Leigh; Hibben, Simon; Grieve, Mark; Grieve, Chelsea; Baldwin, Andrew; Gray-Spence, James; Kubank, Roland; Slape, Brenton (SAPOL) Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Drew SLAPE Constable 2693 General Duties Tennant Creek Police Station Most improved Ardtornish Football Team 1996 "To Serve and Protect" p f p ((08) 8962 4457 Ê (08) 8962 4455 : E-mail: Drew.Slape@nt.gov.au - Tennant Creek Police Station PO Box 34 Tennant Creek NT 0860 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Slape, Brenton (SAPOL) [mailto:Brenton.Slape@police.sa.gov.au] Sent: Monday, January 12, 2009 7:23 AM To: Slape, Dylan (DFEEST); Slape, Drew; Gasiorowski, George (SAPOL); Pearce, Peter (SAPOL); Rod Bell; Williams, Mal (SAPOL - Sturt Traffic); Angus, Glenn (SAPOL); Malpas, Geoffrey (SAPOL) Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) From: Averis, Peter (SAPOL) Sent: Sunday, 11 January 2009 6:47 AM To: Slape, Brenton (SAPOL) Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) You'll love this one Slapey, you had better forward it on to your son in the NT coppers, Owly. (Best Diver in 1966 at Port Lincoln for Scallops) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Economou, Vasilios (SAPOL) Sent: Saturday, 10 January 2009 4:01 PM To: Averis, Peter (SAPOL); Kidd, Patricia (SAPOL); Hall, John (SAPOL); Uzelac, John (SAPOL) Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) JACK, You will love this. regards Bill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Lambert, Greg (SAPOL) Sent: Saturday, 10 January 2009 3:50 PM To: Leaker, Adam (SAPOL); Thompson, Craig (SAPOL); Parker, Jarrad (SAPOL); Davis, James (SAPOL); Conner, Thomas (SAPOL); DL:SAPOL Pt Adelaide Intelligence; Andrew, James (SAPOL); Economou, Vasilios (SAPOL) Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) The replies are gold Senior Constable Greg LAMBERT Field Intelligence Officer, Port Adelaide Intelligence Section (6) 9th Fastest one finger typist west of the Victorian Boarder. South Australia Police 244 St Vincent Street, PORT ADELAIDE SA 5015 T 82076399 F 82076304 ,Email:greg.lambert@police.sa.gov.au ,Email:greg.lambert@police.sa.alein (secure) SOUTH AUSTRALIA POLICE KEEPING SA SAFE The information contained in this message and any attachment is confidential and may also be the subject of legal, professional privilege or public interest immunity. If you are not the intended recipient, any use, disclosure or copying of this document and or its attachments is unauthorised. Please advise us by reply and then delete it from your system. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of SAPOL. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Howie, Sean (SAPOL) Sent: Thursday, 8 January 2009 1:20 PM To: DL:SAPOL Elizabeth Intelligence; Griffin, Noel (SAPOL); Gilbert, Annette (SAPOL); Flockhart, Sonja (SAPOL); Lambert, Greg (SAPOL); Lynch, Nadiene (SAPOL); 'howies@adam.com.au' Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Can you imagine the reaction to this when we graduated 20 years ago? Senior Constable Sean Howie Field Intelligence Officer, Elizabeth Intelligence Section (52) Best Team Man Award, Wirrulla Football Club, 1997 South Australia Police 17-19 Frobisher Road ELIZABETH SA 5112 T 08 8207 9595 F E sean.howie@police.sa.gov.au W www.police.sa.gov.au SOUTH AUSTRALIA POLICE KEEPING SA SAFE</FO< B> The information contained in this message and any attachment is confidential and may also be the subject of legal, professional privilege or public interest immunity. If you are not the intended recipient, any use, disclosure or copying of this document and or its attachments is unauthorised. Please advise us by reply and then delete it from your system. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of SAPOL. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Smith, David (SAPOL) Sent: Thursday, 8 January 2009 1:12 PM To: Howie, Sean (SAPOL); Strange, Samantha (SAPOL); Schell, Michael (SAPOL); Lawrence, Graham (SAPOL); Marzano, Mark (SAPOL); Cole, Michael (SAPOL); Schenscher, Aston (SAPOL); 'Wright, Simone'; Wilson, Mark (SAPOL); Nash, Russell (SAPOL); 'Dwain Ball' Cc: 'McCallum, Jill' Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) Sometimes it is better to remain silent and appear an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt............. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: McCallum, Jill [mailto:jill.mccallum@police.vic.gov.au] Sent: Thursday, 8 January 2009 12:42 PM To: Home; HOLT, Sharon; HOLMES, Tracey; Morrish, Alison; Mattschoss, Shelley; MAZZA, Aimee; Chilton, Dionne; CHOOKA - Work; Woodsy; Smith, David (SAPOL); Llewelyn, Bromley Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) How are we supposed to soar like eagles when we're surrounded by ......... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Hoyle, Nigel Sent: Thursday, 8 January 2009 11:35 AM To: Dunning, Graham; McCallum, Jill; Peters, Rob; Pardon, Matthew; Hallinan, Leigh; Wiffen, Gregory; Wray, Kelly Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Donaghy, Colin Sent: Thursday, 8 January 2009 10:23 AM To: Carroll, Brad; Simpfendorfer, Graeme; Simpfendorfer, Joanne; Edwards, Mark; Anderson, Kaare; Bilucaglia, Michael; Bruhn, Jason; Carter, Dennis; Chilton, Brad; Chilton, Dionne; Conte, Nicholas; Giles, Scott; Hawson, Tim; Hoyle, Nigel; Huxtable, Ross; Mason, Jim; Mcbain, Peter; O'Donnell, Jim; Palmer, Glenn; Polinelli, Paula; Saint, Daniel; Sleep, Benjamin; Smith, Rodger; Sims, Matthew; Bartel, Emma; McIntyre, Carla; Martin, Michael; Sagona, Mark; Aktypis, Konstantinos; Atkinson, Daniel; Cron, Timothy; Drew, Mick; Horvat, Joseph; Norton, Tim; Prato, Daniel; Tillekeratne, Rajitha; Vale, George; Webb, Nathan; Williamson, Brett; Vandenberg, Marty; Fraser, Leanne; McNair, Matthew; Boyce, Melissa; Wood, Richard; Mercovich, Gerry; Baynes, Matthew; Cuthbert, Lori; O'neill, Joshua; Hunt, Matthew Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read the members signature block then read up!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: HODSON, Ben Sent: Monday, 5 January 2009 11:35 AM To: GORIS, James; Briggs, Stuart; Johnstone, Ben; Bird, Chris; Henry, Dale; MOLESWORTH, Stace; Whyte, Glenn Subject: FW: spanker (Go to the bottom of the email and read up!) Vic Pol's Finest new recruit! Ben HODSON Constable 35143 Morwell Divisional Tasking Unit 7th out of 22 recruits graduating squad 13 of the year 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kahan, Brett Sent: Monday, 5 January 2009 9:24 AM To: Crilly, Barry; Ryan, Matthew S; Brereton, Peter; Johnston, Peter W; Maaka, Riki H; Cook, Stephen A; Barter, Andrew; HODSON, Ben; Saulle, Chris; Shepherd, Colin; Pawson, Kaine; Mullen, Luke; Barlow, Tim Subject: FW: spanker Gold. Go to the bottom..... Brett A Kahan Detective A/Senior Sergeant 30899 Morwell Crime Investigation Unit 8-10 Hazelwood Road, Morwell. Equal 4th, DTS Course 186 * (DX) 21 7737 ' (03) 5131 5042 7 (03) 5131 5050 brett.kahan@police.vic.gov.au -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Mathison, Jarrod [mailto:Jarrod.Mathison@pfes.nt.gov.au] Sent: Friday, 2 January 2009 5:01 PM To: Chandler, Scott J; Thomas, Dean; Miller, Brett; Shaddock, Danny; Miles, Ian; Findlay, Rodney; Ross, Simon; Vanbreugel, Craig; Ludekens, Dean; Russo, Christopher; Britton, Mark; Crossman, Russell Subject: FW: spanker Gents, Your collegues are having their emails forwarded all over the country, well signature block anyway. Start from the bottom if you haven't seen it. Otherwise just check the email Johnny GINNANE sent him. Love it. Johnny's an ex-Vicpol D that used to work in this office. Jed Jarrod MATHISON Sgt 2762 Tennant Creek Investigations Unit Second fastest grade four student at Trafalgar Primary School over the 80 yard dash - 1984. Office 08 89624448 Mobile 0427 004829 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ginnane, John Sent: Friday, January 02, 2009 3:17 PM To: Mathison, Jarrod Cc: Grieve, Mark; Baldwin, Andrew; Howie, Trevor; Smith, Garry; Gordon, Peter; Gray-Spence, James; Harrington, Jack; Archer, Jason; Raabe, Stephen; Bayley, Craig; Winter, Stuart Subject: FW: spanker Self-explanatory. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Barrett, Craig Sent: Friday, January 02, 2009 1:45 PM To: Bennett, Catherine; Anderson, Kylie; Ginnane, John Subject: FW: spanker lol classic Craig Barrett A/Senior Sergeant OIC Foundation Studies Ph: (08) 8922 3281 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Ginnane, John Sent: Friday, January 02, 2009 1:37 PM To: ryan.davis@police.vic.gov.au Cc: Barrett, Craig; Anderson, Kylie Subject: RE: spanker Constable DAVIS, May I congratulate you on your recent achievement, as per your signature block below. As a graduate of the same institution many years ago I can attest that your achievement is neither easy to achieve or without merit. Although somewhat unusual, your advertising of this academic feat will no doubt assist you in identifying, locating, apprehending and prosecuting the vile offenders that plague the leafy streets of Prahran. Your achievement will no doubt inspire many other police in this jurisdiction to excel themselves in the classroom. May I also suggest that when you give evidence in court you identify yourself as competent to provide expert evidence, due to your evident proficiency in Victorian legislation and its real-time application within the judicial framework. All the very best for your future endeavours. John GINNANE A/Superintendent Casuarina OSD Ph: 08 8922 7456 Supremus Berrimah versus Ryan. W. Davis Constable - 36204 Prahran Uniform Section 396 Malvern Road, Prahran, 3181 Dux Of Academy Squad Phone: 9520-5200 Fax: 9520-5210 Email: ryan.davis@police.vic.gov.au -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Barrett, Craig Sent: Friday, January 02, 2009 1:24 PM To: Ginnane, John Subject: FW: spanker Craig Barrett A/Senior Sergeant OIC Foundation Studies Ph: (08) 8922 3281 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Barrett, Craig Sent: Friday, January 02, 2009 8:02 AM To: Barrett, Dean; Anderson, Peter Subject: FW: spanker wtf. What an idiot. Craig Barrett A/Senior Sergeant OIC Foundation Studies Ph: (08) 8922 3281 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Kylie.Anderson@pfes.nt.gov.au To: Robert.Allen@pfes.nt.gov.au; col.goodsell@afp.gov.au; deanna.collins@afp.alein; crowman71@hotmail.com; Margaret.Ray@pfes.nt.gov.au;hrkb9602@internode.on.net;Deana.Horwood@pfes.nt.gov. au; ivan.davies@police.wa.gov.au; Ian.Kennon@pfes.nt.gov.au;Sonia.Kennon@pfes.nt.gov.au; jrleach@optusnet.com.au;Cortney.McCartney@pfes.nt.gov.au; Renae.McGarvie@pfes.nt.gov.au;Christopher.O'Brien@pfes.nt.gov.au; paul.ashby@police.wa.gov.au; bruce195@bigpond.com;Phil.kellow@mac.com; copthat75@hotmail.com;Christopher.Wilson@pfes.nt.gov.au; Taryn.Wilson@pfes.nt.gov.au Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2008 09:08:19 +0930 Subject: FW: spanker Go to the bottom of the email and check out the VICPOL copper's signature block. Shall I send him a congratulatory email??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Steed, Jenkin [mailto:jenkin.steed@police.vic.gov.au] Sent: Wednesday, December 31, 2008 8:46 AM To: Blegg, Sharon; Ball, Jason; chrisroering; Anderson, Kylie; Anthony Wilson; Brian Hall; Graham Shoobert Subject: FW: spanker You would have to be proud of your performance….. ______________________________________________ From: Day, Warren Sent: Thursday, 11 December 2008 4:00 PM To: Larkin, Wal; Burnett, Adam Subject: FW: spanker Get a load of this ______________________________________________ From: Mills, Scott Sent: Monday, 1 December 2008 1:39 PM To: Mitchell, Katinka; Layton, Michael; Cutler, Jaymee; Murphy, Elizabeth; MacDonald, Ken; Raynor, Stephen; Tippett, Justin; Engel, Michael Subject: FW: spanker Surely Not. ______________________________________________ From: EPPINGSTALL, Stephen Sent: Monday, 1 December 2008 9:52 AM To: KINSEY, Belinda; FINNERTY, Aimee; BOYD, Campbell; FERGUSON, Cassandra; BLAIR, Cherree; JACOBI, Daniel; RITCHIE, David; CHAPMAN, Hannah; BURKE, Kevin; ALBERT, Marie; VANDERMEER, Peter; Wilbraham, Peter; COOPER, Sue Subject: FW: spanker Gang Though you all might like a laugh. This is how some spanker at Prahran is signing off his emails. ______________________________________________ From: WALTERS, Claire Sent: Monday, 1 December 2008 9:50 AM To: EPPINGSTALL, Stephen Subject: spanker Regards, Ryan. W. Davis Constable - 36204 Prahran Uniform Section 396 Malvern Road, Prahran, 3181 Dux Of Academy Squad Phone: 9520-5200 Fax: 9520-5210 Email: ryan.davis@police.vic.gov.au

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+1 for Sami Lukis; she's fine until she starts talking. Someone that annoys me for no real particular reason: Sonia Kruger.

We're in the same boat Dags - we got rid of 10 people out of 100 (including my mum who I'd got an admin job for about 3 years ago that they no longer needed - a whole nother story ). 3 months on she still hasn't found a job and used most of her pay out to pay off some debt. Centrelink don't care about that; they figure she got a pay out of X amount, her living expenses are estimated at X per week, so they're not gonna pay her for X number of weeks. There are sooooo many people that I would have got rid of but some of them have been there over 7 years; and so when you have to factor in the additional COST of getting rid of these people as part of a COST-CUTTING exercise... well, sadly it is a no brainer. It's a very short-term view but sadly that's what we're reduced to because at the moment it is hard to look beyond the short-term. I've heard of some of the larger (second-tier and Big 4) accounting firms have already (in mid-Jan actually) EMAILED their staff to say there would be no payrises this year unless they were getting promoted. I was gonna discuss it with one of the partners at work just to make conversation but then decided best to avoid putting ideas in his head!

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Somewhat reminiscent of the opening scene of Back to the Future!

(Scrappy Doo is the little brother of Scooby Doo IB) Snacks

It just gets better folks (and apologies if this is 'degenerating' into another Ford service-bashing). They've just called me to tell me they double-booked the loaner for 11 March and can I reschedule to 16 March. So for those that were waiting with anticipation for me to let you know what they said if/when they fix it, you'll just have to sit tight!

Walking past Spencer Street Station (I refuse to call it Southern Cross!) this morning, there was a couple of guys on the corner handing out bits of paper. You know, the propaganda type that talks about who is REALLY to blame and all that sort of thing etc. Completely deadpan, the guy leaps out in front of a woman (who I hope wasn't the easily-offended type!) and said "Do you want to see what a REAL stimulus package looks like?". I nearly fell over laughing.

Looks very nice indeed - loving the twin pipes at the back. When I was looking around that's one thing I noticed the Calais V had over the G6ET (it has quads actually from memory). Obviously not enough to sway me though!

Me too... gone from VK SL to VS Statesman to VX Berlina... to G6ET Ditto re Ford service - it manages to defy the laws of physics by simultaneously sucking and blowing!

I guess that's why it's called "SEMI-auto"!

I think the 'service' they give us is the kind where we pull our pants down and touch our ankles!

Mine was on Saturdays tab - I'm booked in for 3 weeks time cos that's the first available loaner they had. (PS. What are they gonna charge me for a loaner?) I think mine suggests the tank is about 52 litres - 16 litres off what it should be, which means its out by about 24%! Plums I think list price was $54,290 (last year anyway, before the price rise) - not sure exactly, I get employee pricing. You're probably onto something though! Maybe that's why it's $5k cheaper than the Calais V...

Triple M (in Melbourne at least, brekkie show) was running a "Nipple M" promo - count the nipples for your chance to win cold hard caaaaaaaaash. I didn't watch the whole thing but I'm sure there are some boys out there with PVRs watching it repeatedly to make sure they don't miss any

Exactly where I'm coming from. My fuel gauge is way out too, which I hear is nothing new with these things. That said, after having taken my car in twice (admittedly on Saturdays) and BOTH times it was booked specifically to have, amongst others, fuel gauge looked at, I was told "we didn't have time to look at the fuel gauge". I digress.

Do it all manually? You mean like (gulp) in an XT??!!

That would suck! I left for work at about 6:45 this morning - it was trying to tell me it was 5 deg outside! Probably closer to 13-15 I would say... it's so frustrating! Not sure what, if any, impact it has on the climate control (anyone know? surely it must) or if it's simply 'cosmetic', but it is just plain annoying.

Call me naive, but I'd like to think on a $55k car most things would be working in pretty good order. After all, there's no point equipping a car with something if the effing thing don't work! (Cue the violins!) Fresh out of the dealership it was pretty clear that my ambient temperature gauge was about by 5-6 deg. If it was out by 1-2 I probably could get over it, but it wasn't, so I had them look at it during the 3000klm checkup. Yep, we'll replace it they said, come back in two weeks. Two weeks later...THIS ONE IS OUT BY EVEN MORE! At a guess I'd say probably more like 7-8 deg. My question - anyone else in an FG had such an issue (and give enough of a to notice) or does someone at the dealership just not like me?

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I noticed at my local dealer on the weekend they have a sign up behind the counter at the service desk - apparently if you have extended warranty you must TELL THEM before repairs are carried out otherwise you're liable for the cost. Remotely off topic I know, but seriously aren't their computers capable of recording such details? And thus if you don't tell them and have to pay when you have a perfectly valid warranty, surely that's illegal?

A good way to start the working week - Stone Sour 30/30-150 I must say it's good to see some kindred spirits, as car 'enthusiasts' are often generally pegged as doof doof heads. As the late great Cliff Burton said, bang the head that does not bang!

Just heard this morning (it gets better!) that there's anywhere up to 8 potential fathers putting their hand up.

...and he'd probably be eligible for Family Tax Benefit, meaning he'd get some sort of $950 as well!