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ARIES I'm hungry,pass the pizza TAURUS okay,lets do it again GEMINI The first round was all good,ready for the next round? CANCER When are we getting married? LEO Wasn't I fantastic VIRGO I need to wash the sheets LIBRA I'm not cheap,but I am on special this week. SCORPIO Perhaps I should untie you SAGITTARIUS Don't call me.I"II call you CAPRICORN Do you have a business card AQUARIUS Now let's do it again and again and again and again PISCES What was your name again

which colour boggles the mind?

I think so she can live the rest of her life in pain the same way he has been.It's f*cken hard on the male to lose their kids,some of the guys I know have been close to taking their own lives and one of my mates gassed himself.These guys were normal people(everyone is normal till you get to know them),its hard to pick up the pieces and move forward for years.She takes your home ,cars .money and anything else they can get their hands on.I only hope family court get their finger out and start making changes were the male is more than just a bank.Cheers Nick

Hey I.B never give a women a piano give her an up right organ.LOL cheers Nick

guys don,t take this the wrong way and I do not in anyway think this guy should of done what he done.I have a 16 year old son which I dont see any more.Broke up with his mum 11 years ago.Women have far to much power when a relationship ends.They use the kids as a lever and every second sentence coming out of their traps is you are never going to see your son again.Family court in this country really needs to have a good look at themselves ,I think if they had a fairer system in hand I think alot of the fathers would not be driven to these extremes.Cheers Nick

I'm not but someone else is.thought it was pretty funny but I have to say orange is not far of the mark for me.The only thing when it said :The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star.I"m usually the only one in the play.lol cheers Nick

RED:People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack.They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable.Once the sexual spark is ignited,it may take hours to extinguish.When two reds get together,the ensuing erotica could make lady chatterly blush.Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and the weaker colours should be be aware. YELLOW:If you tend to favour yellow,your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable.The favorite colour of HOMOSEXUALS is yellow.But don't panic-not everyone who wears yellow is queer.In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partners desires in a passive manner.You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire. PINK:Persons who like pink show reluctance to mature in sexual matters:women tend to tease,to promise more than they intend to deliver.In some cases they flaunt their femininity-but because they secretlyhate men.A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink.Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts.They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one,preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead.Women whose men like pink should keep a secret nest egg. PURPLE:Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack.Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair.Men are business-like in their approach to love making.In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification. BLACK:Black colour preferences point to black sex(not necessarily meaning black partners).These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship.They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.They perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times.Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the colour black. GREEN:THose who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex.Women who love green will always make love to virgins all their life.A man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way.Green lovers are gentle,but not passionate.If chosen as a mate,one will never need worry about infidelity. ORANGE:Lovers of the colour orange lean toward sexual fantasies.The sex act is regardedas a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star.Foreplay is as important as the act of love.They whisper sweet nothings,meaningless dialogue;they feel it is their image.Orange people often do not experience orgasm-but they put on a darn good act.Men tend to pull their partners hair,and women leave red welts on the sex partners back. BROWN:If you love brown,you're a real treasure for the right mate.Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep,sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners.Sex is a 24 hour a day thing.Where you can't say"I love you"often enough.Snuggling by the fire,walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown.They need lots of time and privacy to make love.But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair. GREY:The colour grey a preferred by the people who are indecisive.They can't get excited about anything-including colour-so they choose a noncommittal shade.Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more,nothing less.It's wham,bam thank you ma'am.Women don't make love,they have intercourse,and for one of two reasons only;to accomadate their mate,or to become pregnant.They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex is over with and done.But when teamed with another colour,the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing.When gray marries another gray,the marriage is made in heaven. BLUE:Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners,they are sinners,affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need.They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant.Men who love blue are like concert pianists,delictely ravaging their partners like they would play play a baby grand.Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression.Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking,as much as the sex act itself.IN marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate-never seeking outside interests. WHITE.If a person is infatuated wiyh white,sex often seems filthy,These people are puritanical in nature.French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of.Women who love whie will undress beneath the covers.Men will shower before and after the sex act.These people still use pet names for their genitals.

People whose car is Have conifidence that is emerald green 5.5% above average dark blue 3.2% above average silver 1.2% above average white average sunny yellow 3.7%below average orange 4.1%below average bright blue 5.5%below average bright yellow 8.3%below average red 8.8%below average black 14.6below average People whose car is Experience Black,dark blue or silver consistent moods white,sunny yellow or light blue modest mood swings orange, red,bright yellow,emerald green the most pronounced mood swing Cheers Nick

oil around the front sump bolts on both sides?

or like this

a couple more for you dan

was going to ask you ,when I did the search even the viper came up the pickup and the concept car,well what do you want to se then we may get it right this time

I will have a picture of the weirdest creature please

this is for a fg falcon just looked in the service log book and it states every 7500km or six months after previous service,whichever occurs first,for vehicles operated under severe or unusual conditions.It also states replace axle oil in xr6 turbo and xr8 vehicles if operating the vehicle at frequent or prolonged high speeds at 7500km

Spoke to the guy's at hurstville they have a few undercover GTI golf's running around.Cheers NIck

Spoke to my dealer today and booked it in for some warranty repairs and a 15000km service.I asked him about the log book having 7500km service and the 15000km services as I was told the 7500km service was optional.He now tells me that all turbo cars should have a oil change at every 7500km.If oil isn't changed at that point and the oil feed line blocked to the turbo and blew it ,you would not be covered by warranty on the turbo.The cost of a replacement turbo $3500.00.So people get your service guide stamped. that's now 2 posts in a row were I have actually posted something useful .Whats the matter with me maybe I matured while away.Cheers Nick

there only sand fly bites I think,itchy can't stop scratching itchy itchy itchy itchy, will have you all scratching by the end of this post itchy must scratch itchy itchy stop scratching if you can,lol Cheers Nick

Could comment ....but I won't, why I would.

Mine was from stress,stay away from acidic foods and try barley grass tablets,they help stabilize your ph levels.I had a sore hip ,and it would drop down so I was never in line with the other.Went to doctors thought I had cancer in the hip, full body scan, blood flow test all normal(SH!T MYSELF).Barley grass tablets fixed it no pain or anything anymore.Went to this bloke he lays you down and you push forward with your hand from the shoulder.He puts little test tubes with different things in them on your gut and your strenght comes and go's depending on what was it the tube .when he placed the barley grass on my gut I had full strenght.He told me I was acidic,I payed him the money and said to myself what a wa*ker you will never see me again.The following weekend or the one after that I went to mind body and spirit show and they had free ph test.Took it I was acidic almost off the scale,went out and bought the barley grass tablets and now see him every 4 weeks.He gave me a list of foods to avoid and it was tomatos that set me off.Get your diet checked, if you like can find his card to see what he calls himself.Hope this helps Cheers Nick

really impressed with the car didn,t miss a beat.It took me 9 hours 10 minutes from hurstville to surfers . average speed 95km per hour and fuel consumption 9/L- 100km about 720km from the tank.Went up to australia zoo not a bad place to visit,didn't see steve.Really didn't do much at all,did the wet and wild thing sat around the pool having a drink most of the time. A couple of questions for the queenslanders,how many different styles of number plates can you blokes get,would of seen 10-15 different types,I liked the V8 supercar plate the most.Whats the story with you blokes parking(you can't) saw 3 car accident's while trying to park .Alot of the times the passenger would get out of the car and guide the driver in.Saw alot of the phoons not many T's.thought I saw typhoon freak crossing the gateway bridge?Did anything worth while happen on the forum that I missed?Almost forgot for lovers of fresh sea food just past sea world,you can buy last nights catch prawns ,crabs and bugs off the trawlers cheap to.Cheers Nick.

come on guys I'm not here for a week or so and all apart from one, pay out on this guy,come on he owns 3 high performance cars all getting about 22-23l/100 and is worried that the f6 might use 25l/100,whats wrong with that.I love driving my car around in first gear all day to,love the dose noise when I back of.(How do I make my car make a louder dose noise again).Leave the guy alone he wants to tell us he drives faster and harder than anyone else on this site.I vote for mickq for australian of the year who seconds it.(went thought the emotions Smiley faces we need the pinky finger thing in there)Mate enjoy your car and remember your gearbox has 5/6 forward gears so use them.Cheers Nick

just saw a a yellow ute rego rapid6 anyone here.Cheers Nick