A team of four women astronauts have set off on a mission to Mars. When asked why the mission was women only NASA replied: <br /> <br /> "Well the men will want it clean when they get there won't they."
My wife came home from work and asked what I've been doing all day, so I told her I was cleaning. It's better than saying I spent the day pissing a skid mark off the toilet. Sent from my ifiveX2 using Tapatalk
Nigella Lawson has come out in sympathy over Michael Schumacher's accident. She is quoted as saying "I know exactly how he feels. I, myself have been pretty f*cked up after a faceful of snow."