curious

the slot the wrong way..... a shim disk maybe?????

say hi to mum next time you see her

a real woman revs a lot higher???? I think, I only know from the books I read. One day I will get one

your 200kg bikie neighbour perhaps

It would work if you put enough on and it went into your intake and stalled. Cant speed if your car is stuffed. Or if you coated the windsreen in it to mimic driving in heavy rain. Then you would do 40km/h everywhere. Or if you jammed a handful down your jocks then you would be busy scratching yourself and not speeding Or if you chucked it in your ladies face in the passenger seat. You wouldnt speed cause you would be to injured from her. Or if you coated the steering wheel in it and couldnt grip it then you couldnt speed. SEE THIS STUFF REALLY DOES WORK

Our first marked XR6 Turbo was auctioned off in Brisbane the other day. 50,000 odd k's on it. It went for $1500 more than the service paid for it. I dont know the figure but was in the $30's. These things are in demand!!!!!!!!

Plow straight through them. They do get big in NT though. A funny story..... I was in a marked 4x4 hilux rushing to an urgent job 40k's up the hghway doing 135 odd (almost max for those gutless things) come around the corner and there he was staring at me. I lined him up ad wack. Bang Bang and I saw it spit out the back. Nothing I could to do to avoid it, nil damage to car due to bullbar and skid tray. Finish the job and pull into the servo to refuel just to have everyone stare at me. I get out of the car and there is blodd and crap from the passenger door all the way down the back of the truck. A little boy come up and said "did you kill someone". My next stop was the fire hose at the station to remove old skip.

Boys if you want photos Ill take as many photos of mine as you want. I even have photos of it stripped when the engine crapped its self. You wont see those for the reasons VG explained. I have a nice one of it in action going to the daintree, ill see if I can find it.

NEw Years Eve - mdnight to eight am. 45 drink drivers at an everage of 1 in 40 tests. With all the saturation in the media people still took the risk. No wonder people die out there. The "T" took a flogging for 7 hours straight chasing down all the "runners" 100% percent capture, it was light a snake pouncing on the rats. The 7 hours were more like 7 minutes with the fun I was having. Very disappointing I was kept busy though. :(

Join the QLD police academy and get to do the course there for two weeks absolutely free. An option?????????????

the same debate over and over and over agan

the problem you desribed sounds like a lack of fluid. Its a sealed system that Ford can check. You stated they checked that so m out of ideas

In Qld Im a member of one of the top performing offices. 800 D Drivers for the year, etc etc. I can tell you there are no quotas. There are more than enough offenders to need a quota. Im not being nasty but how would you know. No desretion, you must be kidding, truck drivers breathe relief as soon as they cross the border. 10% plus one is the general rule. As for putting rejects in traffic......you have no idea bud. No one is placed in a spot. My position is sought after as I earn about $20,000 more than a GD officer with the same service per annum. Please, and I mean this in the nicest way, you havnt a clue.

It is a fun car to drive though but has limitations like every other model. Ford have impressed me with the added features for Police vehicles. Stealth pack as they call it (sounds rice) removes the flashing indicators when the car is locked and unlocked. No interior illumination light and no horn alarm when accidently pressed on the key ring. Digital follow speed has also been added to the display. Struggles with the SS though in urgent duty driving.

well back into the office again, any more donuts????

Ok then, can I finsh my donut and go out.

pass me a donut I'm staying in the office today, theres no point going out now

I rolled over this morning and gave the missus a nipple cripple, that's really stupid. Testes around the neck look even more stoooopid

Our office has both at the moment, the "T" and a VY V8. I thought when the model changed from VX to VY and they abolished the option to get a V8 executive we were going to recieve an SS instead. Nope off the truck came a VY executive V8. I am curious to know whether it was the "tweeked v8 that the SS has or it is the same as is placed in the calais or belina. The difference is 10 or 20kw's. We are about to swap it over as it has done 40,000, I am wondering if I wil come with a strut brace as the series ii now have it. As for the "T", its a trail and with all the dramas we have had, it may not stay. It does get the looks and the "T" wave has occured. One woman has even pressed her rack against the glass as I passed them. Wait wait that's when I was on my pushie going to the shop for milk, sorry guys. I think we have put 4 sets of tyres on her in 40,000, two tyres were torn as it clipped a gutter in a pursuit. Ford have gone to the effort with the Police pack and stelth mode as they called it. As for vehicle of choice im sorry but for pursuit reasons I choose the SS. Simply for the gear availablility for braking and corners. Plonky when you get it you will find out. When dealing with the radio and everything else, pushing it over and back is time consuming. Im guessing your SS auto is modified with the gates between D and 2 free as is QLD. slapping it from D to second and powering out and slapping back is the way to go.

T1000.............liquid metal.

I had some but my missus evoked the strut brace on cornering

definately taxi drivers, they know the rules and actively break them, every grease stain on thier shirt accounts for one rule broken!!!!!!!

With insurance problems these days Advanced driver courses are going to start falling by the wayside just like the motorcycle driving tests are Stay Upright which is a great training scheme for learner motorcyclists has already closed down in NSW which is a bloody shame I for one would hate to go back to the days where you got your P's by doing a lap around the nearest RTA If the government's were serious about young drivers they would implement advanced driving courses for all young drivers before letting them loose on the roads Would be a better way of spending the revenue from the cameras than propping up there governments It is a great idea, the only downfall is it gives them "dutch courage" about their ability that is only learnt through many driving hours. In Europe this was implemented and juvies were killing themselves at dangerous speeds. However I think this can be overshadowed by the positives of the idea. Yes it would be a good place to spend some of that revenue. Mt Cotton is QLD driver training facility and is funded by the sale of personalised plates would you believe.

In the larest Wheels magazine it says that even the normal police in NSW are referring to the Highway Patrol as Jury Wreckers because everybody hates them so much. I am a 45 yo doctor and I hate them and havn't had a ticket for years. At you can find some solice in the fact that they were usually the kids who were hated at scool and now only have their peers as friends. Who wants to spend the early part of their life hated and then the second half hanging out with pr!cks and ars@holes. Mate he was probably just another jealous wa*ker with an ego problem Nice comments from a would be professional. You want to stereotype then lets..... Worked in a town with a group of doctors who knew that mathadone that he was allowing as "take aways" was being sold buy the druggies. He took them in even allowed them to strore stolen property in his surgery. Another doctor charged with idecent dealing with children...... The list goes on, so dont sit there and criticise even when you said you have had no dealings. As for jury wreckers........you sit in on a few hearings and you discover that it needs no help from us.

Red, Whats cloud nine like.... is there room for me too.