ok that was a let down masda... so ill give you a proper japanese sex joke- a guy is in japan for the first time with a new company, and feels a little horny. so he heads to the whore house and hires a hooker. well he's in to it and she starts moaning "MAI WA! MAI WAI!..... so he thinks to himself 'she seems to be enjoying it! must mean 'very good! very good! --------------- next day he's doing a PR day on the golf course with his new japanese boss- and the boss hits a hole in one. "MAi WAI!" he says- "MAi WAI!" hi boss turns to him and says......... wait for it.......... "what you mean wrong hole???"