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"Toyota leads the race as car sales surge" kak on drivel.com.au :lol:

Looks heaps better than the standard Charlie.

For the 2 people that havent read it already :lol: : FF XR6T Forum Exhaust Thread

Subject: Do we really understand engineers? Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Understanding Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers - Take Three A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. "The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?" Understanding Engineers - Take Four What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets. Understanding Engineers - Take Five The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" Understanding Engineers - Take Six Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer." Just look at all the joints." Another said, No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections. " The last one said, "Actually it must have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?" Understanding Engineers - Take Seven Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Understanding Engineers - Take Eight An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." Both? "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done." Understanding Engineers - Take Nine An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess. He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girl friend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Just for you Goose bills in the mail: Footwell Lighting

Rob First post: Mind you I'd like to see the statistics on how many of those were actualy speed related.

DOH! :banghead:

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin. Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bedsheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darling" he says, "I know dis you firs time an you berry frighten. I plomis you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting...jus anyting you wan, you say. Watchou wan?" he says trrying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan...numba 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries....."You wan...Beef wif Broccori?"

Hope there gunna be close to townships way out there on the Hume dont see em lasting to long if they arent. Disclaimer: Not that I want to see em, just want to know when the hunt is on so I can tag along.

Called a Volume Control Knob usualy located on the front of pc speakers. If anyones still having trouble with the codec you could try www.divx.com

Glad you said "some of the moderators on this forum", now can you tell me which ones I wanna hit em up for a loan. Got a set of wheels I wanna buy. :lol:

Open drivers door, crack can stand back admire interior, scratch head, peel backing tape off place in cut-out in sile plate, crack another can stand back and admire new scuff plate. Crack can go to passenger side open door stand back and have another gawk at the interior (dont get to see this side much so you might need another can) peel backing tape try to aline as best you can in the cut-out, crack can admire handy work........

Bugger it and here i was thinkin I'd done it at last......... :lol: Ahwell Welcome Back Ken.

Premium Sound. Salesman said take this one or wait, simple choice.

Hmmm do my eyes decieve me "FPV Turbo" old stock deleted product or forth coming product under development?????? Look's Grouse!!

Hrmm gave to much of that away. :lol: Legacy Legacy2

Just a guess Steve but have you tried Rob Herrod?

Gunna have to put you on the payroll. :lol:

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Why are my ear's burning? Bacchus Marsh Meet Point Grant St opposite Maddingley Park. Coming from Melbourne take the first exit head through the Avenue (look out for the dill takin pic's) straight up the Main St till you hit the roundabout turn left, drive till you cross the bridge and then into the culldesack on the right. Coming from Geelong over the rail lines through the roundabout first Left into the culldesack. Coming from Sunbury straight down Gisborne Rd through the two roundabouts straight up Grant St until you cross the bridge and then into the culldesack on the right. or if we want to make it another macca's tour: Bacchus Marsh Macca's Gisborne Road: As Above Main St turn right at the roundabout macca's on your left. Geelong straight down Grant St through the roundabout macca's on your left. Gisborne Rd macca's on your right.

Not worried about it overboostin Deano it'd just be good to see what's going on. GTP Clock: http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/photogallery/d...ull_19_p525.jpg GTP Dash: http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/photogallery/m...p?threadid=2331

After careful discussion and examination of the reasons for and against a measure with other mod's we have come to the conclusion that your right Ken. 2 laps of the pool table are in order for YOUR post.

Ahwell Mac at least this way you've got somebody to blame "But But But Sweety THEY made me get it." Spose were gunna get the blame for the mods you want when you get it as well?? :lol: