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A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves."

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Well this thread is no longer any good without pic's!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edit:added out

The homologation of the major conglomerates. Resistance is futile assimulation will happen......:devilflame:

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I would like to see there reaction to Simcoes original design, the yank design guru's have been forcing crap down there sheeps throat for too long. As for www.ultimategto.com maybe they should look at the shamozol of a webpage they've got before bagging somebody elses design's. :o WTF is an Aussie sucked caramel!

:o I'm sure I've read that arguement somewhere........... :o

Didnt we tell you???? :o This is just the old forum we left it up just for you. The new url is............................................. :o

KENNY THE ROOSTER This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks badly. So, he goes down the road to the next farm and asks if they have a rooster that they would sell. The other farmer says, "Yes, I've got this great rooster, named Kenny. He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem." Trouble is, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the Farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer takes Kenny home and sets him down in the barnyard, but first he gave the rooster a pep talk. "I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and Have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Kenny seems to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house and Kenny takes off like a shot. WHAM! Kenny nails every hen in the hen house - three or four times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and, sure enough, Kenny is in there. Later, the farmer sees Kenny after a flock of geese down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! - All the geese get it. By sunset he sees Kenny out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught and worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the night. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next morning to find Kenny on his back out in the middle of the yard, mouth open, tongue hanging out and both feet sticking straight up in the air with Buzzards circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Kenny, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Kenny slowly opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky above and says, "Shut it, you're scarrin the f@nny away."

Ken uses a DELL that explains a few things :lol: and a bloody webcam........

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in the pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his pen!s in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help. After six months, his therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his pen!s in the pickle slicer. He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job. Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact pen!s. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?" Yossel replied. "I think she got fired too."

It is a nice lookin tint is it standard? B)

Exactly.

9pages Falchoon your not alone Oldie: A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair cut prior to a vacation in Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? Italy's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "Were taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste..." "Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the woman ran into the hairdresser on the street. The hairdresser asked her about her vacation in Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the woman, "we not only flew on one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me! The hotel was marvelous, they'd just finished a $5-million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me." " "Oh, really...what'd he say?" He said, "Where'd you get the sh*tty hair cut?"

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Monica Bellucci. Aria Giovanni. Ashley Judd. Either of or both of The Hilton sisters. and last but not least Sylvia Saint.

You anwsered your own question Davo although from what I've been told round the 12-13% mark.

Oh God I feel old now. :( Top Stuff with the pics guy's.

Hrmm an 03 Cusso I'd like to see that...... :oohwoah: DOH.

Like a Maglev Train, Mav B)

Had a similair Sale myself back on Jun 17 2003 but didnt attract the attention this has got..... http://www.fordxr6turbo.com/forum/index.ph...ge%20sale&st=80 Knew I should have waited for everyone to get there tax returns.

I think this is getting to the point of dementure and I DONT mean that in a humorous way. Please act a little more maturaly.

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You dont want to put your finger in your ring??

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