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Q. What have a KFC and a women got in common? A. Once you finished with the legs and breas*s you are just left with a greasy box to chuck your bone in. Q. Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pittbull? A. Lipstick Q. Which is the odd one out? 1. Chick Pea 2. Green Bean 3. Soy Bean 4. Vibrator A. Green Bean, all the others are meat substitutes... Q. Whats the difference between men and jelly beans? A. Jelly beans come in different colors. Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? A. Very satisfying. Q. What's green and eats nuts A. Herpes Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What is the definition of wicker box? A. It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna. Q. What's a clitoris? A. A female hood ornament Q. How is a dick like fishing? A. Throw back the small ones, eat the medium ones and mount the large ones. Q. Why do women have breas*s? A. So men will talk to them. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between Hard and Light? A. You can go to sleep with a light on.

In. Start time?

Buy a Lotto ticket while your at it!! :lol:

Do they disapate the dust the paint attract's 2 second's after you've finished polishing the damn thing's??? :cussing:

Yes your right. My humble apoligize. wonder if we could get a club discount for them...

HERROD's front and rear lower springs and a K-MAC Caster Camber Kit geea. Cost was $763.14 (forum discount) fitted. Dropped it of at 8am told it would be ready at 12 went for a looooong walk got back at 11am and it was all done ready to go including 4 wheel alignment and road test (considering the car's that go through Rob's I wasnt as worried about them taking it, compared to the nappy wearin apprentice jockies that would take it at a dealership(no offence intended)). Take it back at 1000k's for another free alignment once it's all settled in. Rides a little bit harsher but not notacably more importantly it now corners like a cut cat. Didnt take any b4 shot's but can do the after's :lol: the stance look's a hell of a lot better now, it sit's on the road not teattering above it.

So Turbo6man your saying the lowered suspension from HERROD's I got this morning was a waste of money then?? I dont think so... It now handles like it's on rails compared to the original bum in the air setup, bit more expensive than a bag or two of cement but worth every cent.

http://homepage.mac.com/evanbaumgardner/iM...ieTheater6.html King of the Hobbits. Go Leonard You Wild Thing.... :lol:

I'll be there for one reason alone to see DYNOSTEVE's toy on the roller's.

Dont mind him Ani his eyes are starting to fail him. :lol: Top pic's

Imagine that you are a bush pilot in Africa. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. You're eager to get to your next appointment. It's a stifling 100 degree in the shade. You return to your plane to find that the only piece of shade around it has become very popular in your absence ... You start calculating the distance to the plane door .... Whad'ya say? Feeling lucky today? Now open the picture....

One-Liners -100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? -A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. -A day without sunshine is like, night. -Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore. -Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! -Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. -Chocolate: the OTHER major food group. -Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? -Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. -Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. -Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. -For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. -Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. -Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. -Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. -I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. -I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar. -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. -If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. -If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? -Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor. -Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. -Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. -Never mess up an apology with an excuse. -Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. -Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. -Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. -The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. -The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. -There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. -To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. -Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes. -What's the speed of dark? -When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly. -Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Basic Philosophy Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead?" Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Get the last word in: Apologize. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies . . .. not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence ? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a barbecue? AND THE THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration .

Bart Simpson's Lessons A burp is not an answer. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. Bart Bucks are not legal tender. Coffee is not for kids. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun. Goldfish don't bounce. High explosives and school don't mix. I am not deliciously saucy. I did not see Elvis. I do not have diplomatic immunity. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. I will finish what I sta I will not barf unless I'm sick. I will not bury the new kid. I will not charge admission to the bathroom. I will not conduct my own fire drills. I will not do that thing with my tongue. I will not draw naked ladies in class. I will not eat things for money. I will not grease the monkey bars. I will not snap bras. I will not torment the emotionally frail. I will not trade pants with others. I will not Xerox my butt. I will not yell Fire in a crowded classroom. I will not yell She's Dead at roll call. Mud is not one of the 4 food groups. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man. No one is interested in my underpants. Nobody likes sunburn slappers. Spitwads are not free speech. Tar is not a plaything. The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy. The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee. There are plenty of businesses like show business. They are laughing at me, not with me. This punishment is not boring and pointless. Underwear should be worn on the inside.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says, "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says, "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

Anyone looking for one of these let me know a mate has one for sale $250.00 in Melb. http://www.gtechpro.com/gtechpro.html MPH Version.

I'd be up for it but I've gotta work.

MS I wasnt havin a go at you. I just dont understand how FORD can price them at that for what they are. Other than trying to keep them excusively for the GT's (as they should).

Follow The White Rabbit.

Thought it was a bit quiet round here yesterday. Enjoy Ken.

Who's driving? Is it a sunny day or is it raining?? Do both cars have the same tyres??? Are there any mods to either car???? What's the road liek dirt, tar or gravel?????

$390 for three (or two if auto) bit's of 3"x6" drilled and chromed 1/8inch steel plate that's just gunna get covered in mud anyway..........

Congrats just dont get as demented as Ken. :lol: When did you start the process?

Join the que sheep! Tell em they can stick it in there..... What happens when something jumps or runs infront of the lead car?? Side note: If a car did this to me I think I'd mash the bloody pedal through the firewall.

Signs that you are no longer a kid (or even close)... You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. You can live without sex, but not without glasses. Your back goes out more than you do. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. You buy a compass for the dash of your car. You are proud of your lawn mower. Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. You sing along with the elevator music. You would rather go to work than stay home sick. You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?" You have a dream about prunes. You answer a question with "Because I said so!" You send money to PBS. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. You take a metal detector to the beach. You wear black socks with sandals. You know what the word equity means. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. Your ears are hairier than your head. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. You get into a heated argument about pension plans. You got cable for the weather channel. You can go bowling without drinking. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.