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What XRCISM said ya borstard. :lol: Wacked a sticky on it so it's easier to find.

Bloody corker Ed mut've taken ewe ages to whip up that yarn.

Dont forget the wet weather gear guy's it is Melbourne after all. :banghead: Latest from the BUREAU OF METEOROLOGY: Wednesday A mostly cloudy day with a few showers and moderate to fresh southwesterly wind. Max 15 Thursday An early shower or two then becoming fine with sunny periods. Light to moderate southwest wind tending westerly. Min 9 Max 19 Friday Rain periods. Min 11 Max 17 Saturday Showers. Min 9 Max 17 Trend for Sunday, Monday and Tuesday Showers clearing. Cool to mild. http://www.bom.gov.au/cgi-bin/wrap_fwo.pl?IDV10450.txt

Found this advert in the Sun yesterday found it rather amusing.... Disclaimer: I have no affiliation with iprimus or any of it's subsiduaries.

It was clear from the outset that VG was gunna streak ahead, but I'm wonderin how many of the single voters voted for themselves????

The Herald Sun down here in Victoria recently ran a front page spread about a letter they received from a number of disgruntled Police Sergeants about the impending installation of speed cameras onto the West Gate Bridge. It went into the fact that even the police believe that the installation was nothing but government revenue raising at it’s worst, further pointing out the fact that the government have got there head firmly entrenched in there buttock’s and relying on outdated and overdramatised research from government funded organization’s. They also pointed out that these cameras were calculated to make $1 Million a week for the revenue coffers and that the cameras on the Western Freeway were making in excess of $12,000 a day on a relatively straight stretch of the freeway, rather than having them installed in trouble spot’s or on two lane carriageway’s they’re installing them where they are achieving the highest revenue possible. :o

Mazda.

Pity the poor blighter that end's up doing a rendition of "Strap On Babe Gangbang". It's hit Melbourne already they were doing people on Nova the other night.

Ditto Didnt think there was anything offensive in the post?? On behalf of the Aust public I'd like to apoligise to you HocuSGirL for keepin your other half a coupla countries away. :lol:

Send me the pic Glenn and I'll wack it in for ya.

WTF were they doin drivin it round the block if they were just replacing a door panel?? Wind adjustment??

Sport-Pac Kia Rio: http://carsguide.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...5E21825,00.html dunno why I bothered goin lookin for it.... :afro:

Unfortunately we have a younger audience as well, no matter how "artistic" is Al. :(

ASNU What pad's are you using? Steve or Datto will correct me if I'm wrong but give the new Ferrodo's a go. Part No. DB1473FF.

It just keeps on gettin better too. Congrtas on the new rides guy's.

Give it a go and let us know how you get on..... Dont blame me when it goes pear shaped but. :D The ECU runs everthing from the pedals to the heater as well as engine management by my understanding of it, I think you'd be hard pressed to come up with an aftermarket unit that would do it all.

27,000k's Dryer than 2 nun's on a weekend juant to Alice Springs.

I can not answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me or unless my lawyer and 2 witnesses are present.

QUOTES FROM BRITISH NEWSPAPERS & THE TUBE Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North Westgas said. "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." The Daily Telegraph) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend. (The Manchester Evening News) Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It's a Special Branch vehicle and they don't want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented. "This sort of thing is all too common". (The Times) At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coast-guard on the spot and asked him to estimate the windspeed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn't have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express) Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war, who was sent each week do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled. "He'd always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out "Heil Hitler." (Bournemouth Evening Echo) -------------------------------------------------------- The following are a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction". Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome, not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information, as soon as I'm given any." "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our destination." "Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay, but there is a security alert at Victoria Station and we are therefore stuck here for the foreseeable future, so let's take our minds off it and pass some time together. All together now.... 'Ten green bottles, hanging on a wall.....". "We are now travelling through Baker Street, as you can see Baker Street is closed. It would have been nice if they had actually told me, so I could tell you earlier, but no, they don't think about things like that". During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver announced in a West Indian drawl: "step right this way for the sauna, ladies and gentleman... unfortunately towels are not provided". "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (pause)... "Oh go on then, stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...." "Please, allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with 'Please hold the doors open'. The two are distinct and separate instructions." "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors, means that the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your bags into the doors." "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage".

You should just add a couple of em to your tag Ken.

Wheres the

Cro Do you have access to a micrometer? It'd be interesting to see how much there skimming of them.

So it be Avator's Ya be after then woud it.... Let me see what we can find. Wadya be after ? Sex Violence Or Ridiculous Oh and tongueboy

I'll second that and add the ICC.

Hambo Keep it in the excisting threads makes it easier to find at a later date.