For me the worst is having an 'altercation' with a solid object (read tree) that jumped out in front of me doing close to 60km on an old xt500 dirt bike. Broken arm just below wrist, dislocated the wrist also, looked like a mango between hand and arm, cuts bruises, smashed up right knee, 1/3rd less knee cap now, had to dog tree pieces and bone fragments out, 160 odd internal stitches to re-attach all tendons/ligaments, learning to walk again, not being able to sit on the thunder box without having leg propped up level and with a zimmer splint on. worst part of that was seeing the mrs's looking like I was about to kick the bucket, best easter present ever haha! dislocated wrist from being tripped whilst in ankle cuffs, hand cuffs and restraining belt training at work. Also had appendix implode in front of nurses eyes, just before the doctor could remove it during surgery, after having my doctor (RIP Dr Ajam) get me on the bed and just gently put pressure on my stomach, my knees were over my shoulders in a flash! Broken collar bone and fire trail drive to hospital hurts like all hell too! Talking at work the other night about worst injuries, one of the lads had a chemically sharpened fish hook through the left nut, standing on a break water, old mate fishing next to him pulls back to cast, hook lands between legs, WTF is tha.. yoink... fark!!!! Hook had to be pushed out partially, barbs trimmed off, then pushed back through the nut and goodie bag. Same bloke was 16 and was on the boat immigrating from the UK, went to change his little brother's nappy, old towel fold up secured with a blunt safety pin, cleaned, changed his bro, folded him up, checked the tackle wasn't in the way, push the pin through, a bit of resistance, push a bit harder, all done, why is he screaming, mum comes back, clobbers him over the head, safety pin has gone through lillte bro's bell end! No wonder he was screaming, bill had visions of little mate going to the urinals and pissing in 3 directions at the same time for the rest of his life! package had folded neatly between folds of nappy not under the folds. Many other work injuries from, PFO retaining walls, getting CS gassed whilst on the sh*tter (gas mask kept in the toilets now haha ) having a tower trap door fall and pin all 5 digits on a mates left hand and leave him hanging for 25min passed out, rebuilt hand, totally scarred now, broken wrists from falling whilst restrained with cuffs with/without restraining belt on also.