Here's one for ya: I got a call last week from a 24hr alarm-monitoring company telling me that some random person's home alarm had been activated. I didn't know the person and I don't have an alarm (my place is secured by Smith & Wesson) so I kindly explained that they must have the wrong number. The next day they called back with the same message, and the next, and the next. Each time they furnished me with more and more information so after a week I had this person's name, their address and now I was getting a call each time their alarm system was offline. Add to this the fact that I own a decent getaway vehicle the temptation was tangible. Anyway, I was getting a little fed up at being woken up in the morning and telling them to remove my number from their callup list. So this morning when they called I answered the phone and yelled in a panicked voice "Thank God you've called, the neighbour's house is on fire and my children have just been kidnapped by a Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster" and promptly hung up. So far no more calls...