richdave

I run 36psi front and rear

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky

A Husband Shopping Center has just opened where a woman may go to Choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 769,987,421 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day.

:alien: must have been kidnapped or I'm blind B)

Not even gonna try and sort fact from fiction here. We DONOT condone nor encourage irresponsible driving on this forum.

Welcome to the family :lol: :D You won't be disapointed I'm sure of that

13000km and no problem in the BA. Is it worse when cold? I had a similar problem on a previous ford, only happened when cold, after 3 service calls with "no problem found", I finally insisted that the car be left over night at the service centre and I took the senior mechanic and the service manager for a drive next morning. Within 30 seconds of driving they had diagnosed the problem, a "sticky solenoid" in the transmission. Fixed and no repeat.

If you could get them into the UK market then you cold sell them anywaher in Europe 'cause of the EU. Many UK folks now drive LH drive cars 'cause they are so cheap. there is a roaring trade by brokers across Europe doing deals on cheap cars sourced from EU countries with lower taxes etc. Business opportunity anyone?

thanks Ken, you know us too well :lol: :lol:

Hey this is my conspiracy theory and I’ll make it work any way I please. Besides if the Kennedy “magic bullet” theory worked, this one will have no problems :lol: :lol: BTW. I voted that you WILL hang in there........

Don't under rate your N/A. It has more power than the S/C V6 Late model camira and will probably shame quite a few stock N/A cars. Take it along and have some fun on the day.

Fleet buyers are always last on the list. Every time a retail buyer wants a car of same/similar spec to yours, he'll get it and you'll wait some more. Find another dealer who wants your business and hreaten to change dealers if you can. I did change dealers and got my car within 6 weeks of change of order and more than 2 months earlier than the 1st dealer was quoting.

Welcome. Just order one... :D The sooner you order the sooner you'll know how we all feel. BTW I have an auto with 13000km on the clock. No problems or issues worth mentioning other than the brake shudder has just started to appear. I'm not worried about it. I'll get it sorted on the 15000km service in a couple of weeks.

I reckon this thread and the many others featuring our friend Ken are only a ploy to get his post count up above admin so the can rightfully say "one ring to rule them all"... :lol: :lol: :lol:

According to the Ford web site it is still a standard feature of the XR6T and XR8, and optional extra across the rest of the Ute range.

Good to meet you too Jake, The more the merier I say. Feel free to come along to any and all events we host :D

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

not sure it will help...I was running 91 RON ulp.

SLOJAM - Stock Auto XR6T, 13200km on the clock, last service was the 3000km. Ran RON 91 today. Very happy with the results :D

Thanks to Rob and Meg for a FAB day. Great turn out and some results that will interest many. Stay tuned for the many pics and perhaps video that Brendan, Chris, Rob amongst others took today.

c'mon guys take it easy on the new guy.......

It still not too late to join in on this event so please post here if you are interested.

Go to www.google.com then type: weapons of mass destruction Don't press Search!! Next click the "I'm feeling lucky" button - read the error message carefully

A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?

Nope...mine ARE REALLY ON