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ABC Steel, P/L feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a bloke leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked th is bloke, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People... The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense" So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father he thinks he understand the concept of politics. In the little boy's own words: The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!' God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.. Then, it was already 01P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put them to bed. At 09 P.M . He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'

I'm very happy with mine, works well and looks good. I painted it to suit the rest of the fpv silver parts. Not perfect but close enough. Here's a couple of pics for those who are interested.

Thanks Senna, I'll keep that in mind.

Anyone? I'm assuming you all have a standard driveline and just hope for the best?

12.5 @ 117 with an average 2.2 60ft....Using kumho 18" street tyres.

Hi all, I own a BA xr6 turbo 4 speed auto. I understand that with over 300rwkw I should start saving up to get the auto rebuilt. My question is, when is it time to upgrade the entire driveline, I.e. tailshaft, diff, driveshafts etc? Has anyone done this, and where is the best place to go in Melb? I recently broke the left driveshaft, and I'm worried more driveline parts are on the way. The car does constant 117mph at the moment. I'm going to upgrade to more power and I'm thinking I should look at doing the driveline first. Cheers

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch willie, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch willie, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Mother of Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"

Language Teaching -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.' The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.' Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.' The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.' The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, 'My bike.'

Yeah the mph sounds very strange. My car with 286rwkw through a 4 speed auto ranges from 116-119mph.

What dump and cat are you using?

Two Uni students having a coffee when one of them is complaining of a sore elbow, "I must see a doctor soon, my elbow is killing me" says the first student "Why don't you go down stairs, there's a machine, you pay $10 and it tells you exactly what's wrong with you" said the other. "It may save you a hefty doctor's fee". So they go downstairs insert $10 into the machine, out comes a plastic cup for a urine sample, pisses in it & puts it back into the machine. Seconds later the machine starts to flash & begins yelling "You have chipped bones & sore muscles in you elbow, need to rest it for 2 weeks!!". The student takes a deep breath & screams "This is great....I'll give it a real test". The next day he revisists the machine but this time in the cup he has urine samples from his mum, sister, dog & cat ....&......looks around if anyone is watching & masturbates & comes in the cup & places it into the machine. This should fix it the student yells with excitement. A few seconds later the machine begins to flash & yell out "Your mum has VD, your sister has diabetes, your dog is OK, your cat is pregnant and......if you don't stop pulling yourself, your elbow will never get better".

I ended up buying the mild steel redback exhaust and it sounds great. It's got a nice deep note. Only done 50 k's so it's still carboning up. I think it sounds better then my previous xforce 3.5" exhaust. I'm still using the xforce dump and cat though. Bensxr6t I didn't get the quad system like yours, it's just the standard type.