Twisty

I'm in the market for a new phone too, but will be waiting a few months and getting the iPhone... it does everything I want, plus more!

morning. Can't let this die down... unless new products are found. haha

Where abouts are you located?

Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. Then I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance. As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand! Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night. "Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loudly did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!" I realised that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.

I'm only 24... not an adult yet! haha. Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional! I know of a couple a girls schools that got, a huge c*ck on their ovals... some with the following captions... "just touch it" "Chicks love the c*ck"

Put it this way, the re-enforced steel floor of a shipping container, and a fairly thick concrete slab with reinforcing in it... didn't survive. haha Napalm graffiti sounds interesting, in a childish spelling swear words kind of way... haha. We used to use liquid chlorine on grass ovals... nothing grows back in that soil. Styrofoam and turps builds a nice consistency.

Napalm is in the book, very easy to make. Now, about this Napalm graffiti... explain. hehehe easiest way to light the magnesium is with a sparkler... so bit of a process, can't be in too much of a rush. Lighter lights the sparkler, sparkler lights the magnesium... magnesium lights the thermite... anything in it's path disappears.

Haha, you actually missed a bit. It says, it'll burn through the bonnet, the engine, the axle, and anything in it's way including 2feet of asphalt. hahaha, powerful stuff. Burns bloody hot, needs the Magnesium just to light it.

and so it continues...

Didn't change a word... Haha, opened it up to check.

LAST DAY OF WORK....

Both of these work well... haven't done it to anyone, but seen it done in a park... very messy!

isn't everyone slick and tyred of those jokes now?

rip off

morning

Congratulations! Best little christmas present you'll ever get! Best wishes to you and your new family.

Haha, yeah... I like it!

Just wondering how much that bonnet would be... very interested in a vented bonnet when I get my T

I'm surprised you didn't enter Dan, you've got a great photo of a sticker...

Just trying to help, no thanks needed.

Actually I quoted the post above me, not the thread. Hahaha, slight technicality FTW!

And all this before the release of her mum's book about raising famous children... sounds like she must be an expert... hahaha

I'm Ollie 24 Manage an Apple computer store Don't have a T yet, waiting for a BF mkII runout early in '08

I prefer our thread...

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