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coopers pale ale. 1-2 cartons a week. a red back, if I'm feeling posh. never VB unless there's nothing else, It's vile. Crownies are grossly over-rated, drunk by dumb wa@nkers who think it's flash.

Hey everyone, thanks for the posts! core of the cyclone passed within 30k's of home, windy! still here, thankfully just big winds and not much rain...only just got the power back on, it went out at 12.30 last night. spent the arvo picking up palm fronds and trees which for some reason, the f'n green ants decided were their homes to be defended to the death. went for a drive at 3.00am (too much wind to sleep) right in the guts of the cyclone missus says I'm mad but at 3 ton I didn't think the cruiser was getting blown off the road. saw a poor bloody sulphur crested cockatoo try and fly.. poor bugger tumbled A over T till he hit the deck then walked off the road, never seen a cocky looking so annoyed! Caravan park down the road is a right mess, bits and pieces everywhere!

got the boat all ready. Pity it leaks.....

That F#$&ing BI*CH may be gone but she's left her mark on the territory. Instead of people driving at whatever speed they feel safe you've now got every mong and his dog pushing their sh1tbox commie ute to do 130, cause the sign said so.... (Commie utes, speed and wet roads do NOT mix) could've toughened the laws on drink driving but didn't, why? because the kind of idiot who drink drives also votes labor.

helen is on her way..... Hope the house doesn't flood.

4,6,8,12 fan (Daimler Double six) yep, heard about those kits, but at half the vehicle purchase price.......dunno.

That's an 80 series.... used those tracks on the saltflats out near Kal, work well but by jeez are they noisy. Goldie, are you sure they aren't the 4.5ltr 6? Safari did a turbo system for them but they wont sell in Aust anymore.

Ha! they use about the same amount of fuel though. the EVO is just about relegated to track tays only now. Thankfully the cruiser is my company car so fuel is pre-tax. The auto's a bit wishy-washy for my taste and at +130 tends to kick down abit much, there's some sorrt of computer jiggery-pokery with the torque converter going on too.... a shift-kit could be in order.... would have loved a 200 series but the ministeress of finance veto'd that one.

It's a tad underpowered, 4.7 twin OHC, 5speed auto constant AWD 170Kw 410Nm, good for towing and drinking vast quantities of fuel. cruise control, 6stacker CD duel batteries and center diff lock. supercharging works well, but apparently the rods resemble boiled spaghetti and tend to exit the block through the side if you go over board. Hmm...wonder if theres an adapter plate to put a boss in? Hope not! already pulled the last row out.

Now there's V8 to add to the collection....

never, but can see why you'd consider it.... most professional detailers would put the car into "P" prior to attempting to start it. sorry, can't help it Jet.

road toll up, like she made any difference! Quit and now I can't even have the pleasure of NOT voting for her.

beer, Gone Scotch, Gone (not the glenfiddoch mind, the good stuff) red wine, Gone I didn't realize Christmas runs for two weeks, invited for chrissy, stay forever.

Excellent work there.... F'n outlaaws here, Is it still considered murder if its your mother-in-law?

Tab a Mod? Now I'm gonna get banned for driving an EVO... Just cause I can't fit any sheep in the back.

Waddaya mean? I didn't post up any of the really nasty stuff.

The mining industry opens all sort of doors for this kind of thing... I've personally seen: Liqui-pol in shampoo bottles, makes water go slimy and takes FOREVER to rinse out stench gas in a house (we stunk out an entire town with this stuff once....) those luminous chemical tubes cut open and splattered above someones bed. A can of shaving cream frozen, opened then put in someone's window Squid stuffed in A/C vents, Prawns shoved up the handset of a two way mic coffee put in the sweat-band of the hard hat, they sweat, big brown stains run down their face... live and dead mice put in jacket pockets, desk draws, gum-boots ect.. live and dead snakes put in jacket pockets, desk draws, gum-boots ect.. electric fence unit hooked up to core-trays, cars, urinals, ..ect Toenails in rollie tobacco various sharpened objects paced on or inserted into chair foam Horse hair threaded into a ciggie, match-heads put into ciggies Someones hard-hat urinated in every night for 4 months A w@nker's akubra put into a drill-sump (bye bye Mr hat) only to have the sump pumped out 6 months later...(hello Mr hat) Grass seeds in shag-pile carpet, and a light water...Alfala seed would have been better, faster growing. A saline drip-bag set up so when someone sits on the drivers seat, it squirts him in the ear. windscreen washer jet relocated to inside cab, aimed a drivers face Small wire from Ign coil run to lower seat squab. (didn't see if this worked, left site next day) A+B foam (expanding foam) bombs made and placed in cars, houses ect um...and lots more I've forgotten....

Gee who would have thought, Cops are people too....

Excellent!

not harsh at all, but cars should be driven, not hoarded as an investment by pukey stock market turds who wouldn't even know what one was beyond the investment value! If it was a real one and the guy who owned it stacked it, good on him I say, he was driving the car in the spirit that it was created.

So... Is ANYONE game to come to the track day this Sunday to have a Claire Martin-free drive?

of those deaf mutes

ghost in the shell.

Many moons ago I worked in a pathology lab, Bacteriology do this neat test called a 3-day fecal fat.... they give you a paint tin and your supposed to poop in it for 3-days then return to the lab. The bacto's then pop open the lid, pour in some reagents and reseal the lid with a mallet, the tin is then put into one of those paint mixers that vigorously shake the tin... one stupid bint forgot to whack the lid down, you can imagine what happened, sh1t everywhere, best bit was though that instead of shutting it off at the circuit board or pulling the plug she run up to the machine and tried to find the switch with her eyes closed.... Suffice to say...she wound up in the sh1t.