A young man is sitting in the kitchen talking to his mother. "Mum, I just want to tell you that I am gay." His mother stands there quietly stirring a pot of stew on the stove. "Mum, did you hear me? I told you that I am gay." She turns to him and askes "So you give oral sex to other men, right?" He says "Yes, sometimes." After smacking him real hard on the head, she says "Well, you better not complain about my cooking ever again!!!!"