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wonder if they got a womens catagory,my nanna would kick butt :(

if u can find or make the midi file you can make the polyphonic tone with the software that comes with your phone. I want a ring tone that goes Moo,so I can assign that tone to my wifes number :D

yuk

Well,can you all keep a secret? No I best not tell.Oh OK,Ford are going to announce that----- hang on there r 2 guys with black suits at my door holding up this pen thingy. Sorry I cant recall the announcement,mmm, feel like a little lie down now, sleeeeeeppppyyyyyyyyyyyy.

woul'nt have nothing to do with the fact that she wears a skirt would it Ken? well so do I but we wont go there

its get out of bed,fart,scratch your nuts macho,that's what it is.As the tool man would say-Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

gotta agree with you there Ken.why pay fifty odd grand for a turbo charged dodgem car

I used to use a rag to clean my windows-then she left me so I do it my self

hey Faygun is that an anagram for Gayfun?Not that theres anything wrong with that.Only mucking, I would'nt be concerned about the slight oil usage given the circumstances.btw, axlrose is an anagram for oral sex :D

you can get both the xr8 or the gt done up in the same manner from brad garlick ford at top ryde in sydney.the xr8 was peaking at around 345kw on the dyno.I know it has a different engine management system,an xr6 airbox, a ss inductions air intake and a full herrod exhaust system :D

no contest mate-go the turbo!

cheepa for caash,mate!

my windows r so clean ! hi hate it when I spit out the window and the windows shut

Ahhh, beautiful HgAg ... sorry. [crawls back into hobbit hole ...] looks like the hg ag is about to be passed by the other two colours

hey ken,he said when u go into a corner hard!!!!!!!! :D

shouldnt landcruisers and other 4 wheel drives be off the beaten track,you would think with that extra visability they would see you coming to a stop.

not one to harp on,or condone the use of alchahol,but Stevie Ray Vaughan had addictions to both.At one stage using up to 7 grams of coke a day as well as drinking upwards of 2 litres of bourbon daily After he cleaned up he feared he would be unable to play as before,how wrong he was I used to sniff a lot of coke,then they changed the shape of the ringpull and my nose kept getting caught in the can- :D

all the guitarist here mentioned are excellent no doubt,however,there is only one great guitarist! None other than the legendary Stevie Ray Vaughan.I used to be a pure metal man till I was intruduced to his music.If you like bluesy rock and u havnt had a listen,as molly meldrom would say-do yourself a favour! 1.stevie Ray Vaughan 2.David Gilmour 3.Mal Eastick(aussie legend) 4.dave hole 5.This list could go on forever!!!!!! :D

didnt say it was the copers fault did I- are u highway patrol velvet glove? Does it look like I really give a toss that I got done?NO!!!!!!!!! No wonder wallopers get a bad name. Why did u change the tittle,just to appease the constabulary? by the way original tittle-BLOODY COPERS!

Sunday arvo,4.45pm.My 4 year old son has decided he didnt like the colour of the carpet in his bedroom so he threw up strawberries that he had eaten that morning Maybe he thought it would look better red! Checked his temp and he was very hot so my wife puts him in the bath while I go to the chemist to get kiddy panadol.5.50 pm ,I had better hurry cause it shuts at 5.00. Round the corner up the road and I spotted him,DAMM TO LATE,got me He was standing at the back of his car,an AU XR8,and got me with his laser. I pulled over and jumped out,ran to him,which I think startled him,and gave him my licence and asked him to write quick and post it to me cause of my predicament-93kph in a 70 zone sir blah blah blah.I think he was just pissed cause he didnt get the BA.oh well, Dearest bottle of panadol ever at $215.00

priced a set of GT radials(the ones that moffat pushes) -about $280.00 each for 18's.I :D dont know what they r like but good price

at least u could read mine and not have to look at it three times to get it.by the way,I was only having a dig, a gag.hey DallasQLD-your just ragged off cause the SWANS are gonna win,the Panthers are going to beat the Broncos and you live in queensland. :D oh,and your a member of team hgag

A bloke is walking along a beach when he happens across an old lamp,he gives it a rub(the lamp)and out pops a genie. "you know the drill,3 wishes,make it snappy" says the genie The guy makes his wishes and the genie and lamp dissappear.The guy gets home and opens his front door to find ten million dollars in a suitcase. HE goes to his bedroom to find 5 beautiful woman waiting on his bed.Just as he is about to join the women his front door comes crashing down and the genie is standing there with 2 other genies,all wearing klu klux klan attire. The guy yells out"what the hells going on here" The genie replies "carrying out your wishes!You wished for ten million dollars,You wished for your own harem of woman and you wished to be hung like a black guy" :D

2 poofs having sex when the house catches on fire! which one gets out of the house first? the one on top or the one on the bottom?? Give up? The one on the bottom,cause hes already got his sh*t packed!

Cant puncuate a paragraph for sh*t either!!!!!! Can remember back when I was 17(just)and thought I was ace.Took out my mums cortina,gravel road,nice drift,going,going,goooone!!!!