sex on wheels

TAB Nah.... but you might need some

As the cops are confiscating the heavily modded cars especially the ones that make some real noise, looks like the revvheads will have to hold their monthly "cult meetings" at the "cops'" lock-up museum as they lament their losses

IT HELPS THE COPS TO ID YOU EASILY AND..... REMEMBER YOU:blink: JUST WAIT...... OH NO I CAN HEAR THE SIREN ONE OF OUR MEN THOUGHT HE WAS KEEPING HIS HOT LITTLE SPORTS CAR FOR A LOOOOONG TIME too..... TILL AN IDIOT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AT 100'S KPH AND WROTE HIS MUCH LOVED CAR OFF .......WE NEVER KNOW HOW LONG WE'LL HAVE THEM..... UNLESS WE JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE GARAGE TO LOOK AT Then of course there is the guy who is no longer with us....he had his birth date numbers on his car (never have understood that concept - bloody stupid idea) until he realised it told his prospective new lovers just how OLD he was....they quickly disappeared

MANWIFE, You said in your earlier posting Dane was "dairy intolerant". Have a friend who lives in US and they have "tablets" over there that you can take prior to eating dairy products, that overcomes the "lactose intolerance" factor, if that is the component that effects Dane. Hence, she can have an ice cream for example, if she wants, without the awful side effects with her tummy. Worth checking to see if available in Australia. Folks with gluten intolerance also often become lactose intolerant eventually.

Best alarm when parked at home - a DOG - the barking will soon wake you and the neighbours. We recently had a "home invasion" at 6 o'clock at night with 4 people in the house!!! Front door not locked.... in walked stranger danger man...found standing in the foyer by man of house after being alerted by dog.....the dog had him baled up like he was about to eat him.....mate the dog beats any alarm, because he will help in the fight that might follow as well...not just make noise BUT don't EVER tie one to the back of the ute...that's just bloody cruel

MANWIFE, I have thought about the Handbag/Manbag issue and think I have the perfect solution for a Revvhead Dad/Manwife.....a mini tool box....the cigs won't get squashed, the mum's at Playgroup will think you are a real bonus to the group (he can actually fix things....WHOW Just add some Matchbox cars, trucks inside it, along with the bum wipes, and NOT ONLY the KIDS but the MUM'S will LOVE you even more, because all the littlee's will flock to you and leave the rest of the mum's drinking their coffee in peace It's got to be colour RED though...just so you get duly noticed

MANWIFE:-) Thanks for the recipe - I will definitely try that one - I make a rather nice white sauce that will go just perfectly with that. Melt 1-2 Tablespoons of butter in a saucepan Add 1-2 Tablespoons of plain flour Stir until all combined and let it heat through until mixture starts to go cobweb looking (DON'T BURN IT (low heat) Slowly add in say a cup of cold milk (Have to use your own judgment here I don't ever measure so I am guessing a little) Constantly stirring until all well combined, keep stirring and let simmer as the milk thickens into a sauce Add a good pinch of MUStARD POWDER (I use Keen's) Add a small pinch of NUTMEG Salt and Pepper to taste 1 crumpled CHICKEN STOCK CUBE A TINY PINCH OF CAYENNE PEPPER KEEP STIRRING AS YOU ADD THESE LITTLE GEMS TAKE OFF THE HEAT IF THE SAUCE LOOKS THICK ENOUGH AND LET SIT UNTIL READY TO POUR OVER THE TUCKER. When re-heating do so on low heat and stir, if sauce is too thick just add small amount of extra milk as it is warming, but the sauce will thin when it reaches edible temp, so go easy on the extra milk. VARIATIONS FOR DIFFERENT FLAVOUR: ADD A GOOD DASH OF WHITE WINE OR ADD A GOOD DASH OF BRANDY in case you are going 'nutmeg' what the...it gives a beautiful soft delicate "sweet" flavour to the White Sauce definitely makes a positive difference to the flavour. This sauce is great for those watching their calories as there is NO CREAM involved and you can use low fat milk if you need to. ENJOY

ENVY-T Yum I can smell it from here Make sure you get those spuds nice and crisp, what about the white sauce for the cauli????? I think we should start up a "Recipe Club" ...you know a semi Forum within the Forum I'll give you my secret crab soup recipe for a fair swap

Buf-Phoon, You and you're mate asked why the "third person"..... because guess what!!!Yep you got it She is gorgeous and would NEVER speak out - So all the acid comments from the others belong squarely with me

ENVY-T Just stay away from handbags/manbags and you won't quite reach tranny status then

Buf=Phoon, I really don't have a problem with a "manwife" - I think it is great that men have found women's roles in the the family so awesome they want to copy it ...and some want it badly obviously:tease: May the "manwife" go forth and multiply:-) I also think it is fantastic that children get to know BOTH parents in a loving caring environment. Much prefer children be with either parent in a good caring home environment then in a child care centre. I actually CONGRATULATE ENVY-T FOR TAKING ON THIS ROLE. It's a bit like earrings - heaps of men thought they looked so great on women they just had to go get some for themselves

TAB Wasn't looking for anyone's sympathy (I didn't need it) and you guys kept the thread going NOT ME He BEGGED TO COME BACK SHE SAID "f%%% OFF. Now I am here to learn all about FORDS so start showing me some real car info.

ENVY-t Yep a loss of licence will certainly turn you into a very BITTER and ANGRY man - NOT TO MENTION A manwife title Her relationship lasted longer than 9 years mate so don't think you are too comfortable in that loungeroom chair - better get the bake dinner started because your pocket money won't stretch to a five star restaurant. This forum is open to anyone and you don't need to read my articles you have a choice, just get back in your lounge chair and relax.

Ask Gav he's an expert in show and shine

Slymeat, We HAD a "repeat offender"... he has now gone to annoy another family thank goodness!!! He started his bad driving record at the age of 17.... 18 years later is STILL being booked for speeding offences, etc. etc. he ain't ever going to learn about speed and the associated tragic end results. I would hate to see him driving in old age, he will still have the need for speed coupled with less agility to apply the brakes in time He is looking to add more speed to his machine all the time and spends thousands to achieve just that. He is like a repeat drink driver...some of them just can't stop the habit. He considers himself a "top notch driver", reckons he can handle everything the road can throw at him ...travels reasonable volume of k's and would say his bad driving record was due to the amount of time he spends on the road, (the more you're driving the more chance yu've got of being caught).... trouble is the rest of the family can lay claim to that same fame, BUT MINUS the regular speeding fines and accidents. It also demonstrates a lack of self control, people who speed often demonstrate this in other areas of their life as well. It made me laugh when I found out only the other day that he was the only one in the family who use to receive a regular Newsletter from his local Smash Repairer You see THEY recognise he will be needing them again SOON I agree with you entirely you don't have to be young to be a bad driver.... he has proven that to all of us and my cousin the "killing machine" was NOT a young driver either. The 4 youngest drivers in our family have NEVER had an offence against their names, and I am happy to be a passenger alongside themspoton: The reason given for the "high premiums" for young drivers is they DO fall into the category of coming first in the accident race stakes unfortunately I reckon mobile phones would be giving ALL AGE GROUPS A FAIR CRACK AT THIS TROPHY these days...they should be banned from being used in cars - hands free is still a life threatening distraction .....e.g the boss rings you whilst your driving around to tell you just how unhappy he is with your sales figures....of course you will concentrate harder on your driving.... derrrrrrr. The husband rings to tell you that he's got the sh...with you and is going home via the pub..now your hearts really pumping and so is the accelerator. The girlfriend rings to say it's all over...yep everyone else on the road becomes an annoying assh...automatic need for speed, suicidal thoughts for some, rejoicing for others... either way the need for speed or I didn't see that car on my blind side when I changed lanes because why....I was talking on the bl....phone

I am just having a good laugh ...not bitter...I told you the only bitters is in the drinks in this house...but I do find the difference in lifestyle quite amusing and comical. E.g. She spent the weekend on a million dollar cruise boat on the harbour with some very good company, whilst he was getting the esky ready for the next big day out with the cars...hope he got the new brakes fitted in time, otherwise all that power according to his brother-in-law could end in ANOTHER visit to the smash repairers (YES he is a regular), or worse still the wreckers:roflmbo: I am laughing my head off ...and yes "like sands through the hour glass" this story could make a million dollar mini series ...now I must get that script finished the Collins' sisters are waiting for it But then again it will have to compete with American Choppers :

ANDREW50. Your words of wisdom have obviously fallen on some very deaf ears here, and that is why we still have such a high death toll on our roads. It's a self-centred need for a "thrill", coupled with driver immaturity, that primarily has been the direct cause of many families having a lifetime of mourning their lost loved ones. ENVY-T Losing a young son or daughter or brother or sister or friend, is very different to losing a grandfather who has lived a fair bit of life (obvious because the wake had plenty of stories to tell) ....compared to a wake of a young person where there is much talk of "what could have been their life" as opposed to "what was"...therein lies a very BIG difference. Grandfathers can be very special people in our lives (mine were) and I respect your loss enormously also. One of the men in our circle lost his best friend when he was just 8 years old, due to a driver speeding, and running his friend down whilst crossing a road going home from school (he saw it all happen). He is now in his mid twenties and still clearly remembers his friend, and the reason he is no longer walking this earth. It certainly has made him a careful thoughtful driver, who is not looking for an "adrenaline rush from speed". I had a cousin who managed to kill 2 innocent people in his driving life (on 2 separate occasions, due to speed) and he NEVER learnt the lesson about speed, one of those people he killed was his own mother!!!!! He then went on to kill an innocent young man just a couple of years later. There were also multiple car wrecks in between the deaths. He couldn't get a licence in NSW as his driving record was so bad, so he moved to Queensland, where he killed his second unsuspecting innocent victim. No relatives attended HIS funeral as we all saw him as a selfish killing machine with no regard for human life once he climbed behind a wheel. He showed no remorse or sorrow at these deaths. You see not all drivers are "sane", or capable of making rational road respecting decisions. I held his mother's hand as she lay dying ...I have no need for speed, there was no greater lesson in life for me. To the young man who started this thread and is still grieving...your feelings of saddness and loss are very normal and a credit to the depth of who you are as a man, take as long as your heart and soul needs to go through this painful passage, you do not have to follow anyone's else's timeline. Grief is unique to all of us, if your recovery was instant then I would indeed be concerned about your lack of empathy.

The difference to when you do or don't have "the great love of your life" to help celebrate special occasions: For his birthday she gave him have a $300 lunch (plus expensive pressies)at the exclusive "Flying Fish" Rest ....minus her.....he spent this year in the CV Workshop giving himself some kind of payola.... got to love those cars to do that....no doubt there was a cheap "pink bit" somewhere, dying to sleep with a married man that night to help "relieve him" of his CV excitement. She wouldn't have had to work too hard going on past reports, and besides the CV boys had already "got him there" with all that power apparently:roflmbo:

TAB You are such a silly boy.....you forgot the bit that said she had a high IQ...which = swiss bank account, properties in trust and the CIA to check any future porsche drivers, Merc's BMW's Ferrari ... (no more Fords) :

DAGABOND, Thanks TAB The only thing "bitter" in my house is the kind you add to your drink. As for the bra burning ...NO WAY....we love our bras and what goes in them, the only burning that has taken place was a "jock strap" and it was in mint condition

DAGABOND, Now that Taylor No. is truly "Sex on Wheels"

BOV, Yeah I agree she was "thick" ...thickly covered in his lying bu....sh... Conmen are called that for a very good reason...they are very good at conning people, men and women alike....beware you may become his next victim!!! She is a stunner. Currently fielding calls from men around the world who met her on a recent o/s trip and fell under her "spell". All was not revealed until AFTER the wedding rings went on....she married for keeps..."till death us do part"...he married for "until I get caught" Intelligence.... she has the Uni degrees to prove her IQ and the job to match...admittedly her IQ was lowered whilst he kept telling her she was his "soul mate" and the love of his life ....thing is he had "several lives apparently".

There is a whole swag of reasons why women put their make-up on or brush their hair in the car....but the main one normally is to impress you guys when they pick you up from wherever you can't drive home from Didn't you read the Herald a few weeks back?? Women earn up to 20% more if they wear make-up to work, so mate that's enough incentive for me to make sure I get the "make-up bonus"

Mate, This is the age of equality - better get use to it

Can you guys please fill me in with the details: where it is being held, time it starts, etc. Thanks.