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haha that's pretty good happy to be compared to Goku in early DBZ

You and the missus

I wonder what fictional character I look like... I don't think I take in enough media of that sort to make a reasonable determination... morning all, happy Friday ☢️

Yep that's the one, I got mixed up

Splinter from TMNT, is what you meant?

Cheers. Ha...no 😐

Many thanks for the help you did give me, of course. Plus, can vouch for your tuning knowledge etc from the stuff you showed me, when you were ostensibly trying to "teach" me some of it. Full pro tunah! pics to prove it?

Yes I know you would @k31th. You've never asked me for anything and I was happy to help you get your car into a safe place. We can have fun tuning times next time. Haha I bet @JETURBO had it just the same, and to be fair he just charged people or ignored them lol. I've tried ear drops for the past 3 days, hopefully it gets cleared up

I would have happily paid for you to tune my car... if the OBD-II port was working and my brakes/exhaust-manifold-etc didn't need more pertinent attention... ear drops?

Much easier than getting people to pay for tuning work. Heads up people, if you need tuning work of any type I will help, but not for free. This is my livelihood, it pays for the past 25 years of learning how to tune, it helps pay for the $110k I've spent in the past 12 months on dyno etc, the over 70k I've spent on Barra based car parts learning to fit, mod and tune, the couple hundred K of tuning and mechanical tools I've acquired and it honestly it gives you a better tune or info that you can get anywhere else... By a long shot. Don't forget the tens of thousands of hours spent researching and learning. I've handed out 10s of thousands of dollars worth of free info into the public forums, nevermind the years of free message support. Yeah I wanna help but if you want a file, tune advice, remote tune, custom dyno tune or anything related, show some respect and offer to pay. For example, I have a close mate that I would help do cam install and tune for free cos mates...he insists on paying full price cos he knows I have kids, mortgage, all the same sh*t you do. Anyhow there's that. If I win the lotto I might tune for free... In other news I have an ear ache..fml

The hp tuners application has a help file that shows you how to use it. Their forum will have all the tuning info you need, this forum has plenty of tuning information and the PCMTec forum has tuning info. Happy reading!

My bro and I were going out to the gas station to gas up, I turned my car off filled it up then go to start it and it just wouldn't turn over even with a jumpstart from a random and them revving TF out of there Ute, still no start after a while of trying, the key stopped clicking when turning to start. Now anti-theft light just flashes on dash, any step by step guide on how to use hp tuners, what you need for tuning etc. As I am new to electronically working on a vehicle and very keen to learn more. -Ford Falcon Ba UTE 2007

haha that's a problem you should be able to resolve with minimal effort hahaha morning all, happy Thursday 🔞

I have one errant pube that grows 9 inches long, I usually yank it out but instead I let it grow this time.

haha if you've let it get that out of hand to be able to split the stream, I think it would definitely need some trimming haha

Might trim the bush aka ranga cock forest too, should help with splitting the stream issues

I need a haircut and a beard trim... might try to get one in the city tomorrow haha

Trimmed my beard, am now Santa/samurai

easy way to earn a dollar, I suppose

Far out man, too early for that sh*t lol. Kids love it, one of the middle ones had a drop of spicy sauce in his curry the other night and got through it. His sister has one of his grains of rice and it was still spicy for her.

and how often do they enjoy it? or is it just standard-dad-non-sexual-sadism on your part? morning all, happy Wednesday 📵

Fixed yet or nah?

I frequently get my kids to eat spicy stuff for a dollar

I just pity people who can't or won't eat spicy food... so delicious

So good, sweet, sour, tangy, crunchy, spicy, all the good things